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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Specter Condition

Arlen Specter left the Republican Party for self-preservation. How pathetic! Almost eighty years old and Specter is still trying to figure out how to hang on to that "gubment" job. Here I thought only poor people worked into their eighties. What we have here is a new phenomena called "The Specter Condition."

In the real world, eighty-year old men don't "change sides." My octogenarian great-grandfather believed when he turned off the radio, he shut it off for everybody. Nobody could convince him otherwise, and we certainly tried. I admired his resolve. Right or wrong he stuck to his guns. Now he only had a 3rd-grade education, and spent his entire life picking cotton and living in squalor, sSo he had an excuse.

Specter however is an eighty-year-old educated senator. He is supposed to have lived his life in such a way that he knows who he is. Most real men gain a set of core beliefs by the time they are forty—max! Apparent with a spineless RINO like Specter, it takes twice as long—Yet another indication that Specter was a liberal Democrat.

Now I'm sure the life of a senator is pretty sexy in comparison to most jobs. I'd take it, that is if I didn't have to get the anal probe of my life in order to run for office. And there is that small thing of needing about $4M to wage a good fight.

Regardless, if I actually made it, I would be all over the Washington social circuit. I'd do it the Fred Thompson way, which is to run with the big dogs, hang with the star-boinkers (ladies only—I'm no Barney Frank), until I was ragged. And I would amass my fortune, just like the rest of those crooks in Washington.

But…BUT…by the time I was eighty, I think I would be ready to abandon my life of debauchery and my life in politics—dare I be repetitive—maybe do some traveling or something. Life would be one continual vacation for me, outside of the occasional speaking engagement, which would pay for me and my significant other to visit either tropical or luxurious locales.

Yet here is Specter, a cancer survivor for God's sake, wanting to apparently die in a senate seat. That senate seat must be injecting his flat, flabby butt with heroin, because I would "suck paper" leaving that job…at say sixty! Mission accomplished!

Then again, why leave when you have a cushy job of doing essentially nothing. Your "boss", the America public is generally forgiving. And the job is easy. You really don't need to be able to read, as in legislative bills, which we found out during Obamulus von Porkulus.

Nevertheless, by eighty, enough is enough. So why would a weather-worn, cancer –surviving, flip-flopping supposedly learned man want to stay? Maybe Specter has decided to try to "pickle himself" for a few more years—to make amends? "I'm a Republican, no I'm a Independent, no I'm a racist, stupid Democrat"—I'd say the voters of Pennsylvania have NOT gotten their money's worth. I'd consider the "I want to make amends" excuse more seriously had Specter not joined the ranks of the racist, elitist Democrats.

Ironically, Specter was the same senator who said that senator's should not be able to switch parties in mid-term. With ethics like this, why bother just switching parties, and just go for an Obama cabinet spot? You can tell that Specter is a liberal Democrat, as he undoubtedly aimed low in this recent decision.

Here's the wrap:

I can see Specter's change in the real world, where people change careers, in order to survive a layoff and so on. But I don't see how this could happen to Specter.

I suspect that Specter has used up all his "cat lives" anyway, so I don't think we will have to worry about him politically much longer. But I think he is sending a bad message to people of all walks of life, in that he is saying "desperation is an alternative."

I say Specter is desperate, and speculate that he is out of money; money he likely lost in the financial meltdown—the meltdown created by his newfound racist Democrat Party. I further speculate that Specter has a "tax problem." If so, then that would be a legitimate reason to join the party of tax cheats—or at least the party he can get away with cheating on his taxes.

What we are witnessing is a senator who is finally in touch with the rest of America. And it took the election of a no talent hack to bring "The Specter Condition" to the public's attention. That is, with Obama in office, even formerly rich white folks will have to work into their 80s.

That's my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Obama Says “Psyche!” to New Yorkers

When you don't really acknowledge 911 as a "man-made disasterist" act, then you certainly wouldn't consider the possibility of scaring the public clinging to their guns and religion—while you buzz them with a low-flying 747!

The reason for potentially panicking ten million New Yorkers—to get government sanctioned photos. Of panicked New Yorkers?!

Apparently the officials in ObamaNation mistakenly thought the Tea Parties were still happening, and were trying out the new facial recognition software on the crowd. Or perhaps they were checking out the optics on new spy cameras, zeroing in on license plates in the vicinity? In Obama's new administration of "full disclosure"—of Bush administration policy—we may never know what they were really up to. But we do know who was at fault.

According to CNN here is the decision that led to the scare:

"Last week, I approved a mission over New York. I take responsibility for that decision," said Louis Caldera, director of the White House Military Office. "While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state and local authorities in New York and New Jersey, it's clear that the mission created confusion and disruption."

Here's a word to describe this…incompetence! No surprise there. It's as if Obama said, "Given my incompetence, I need to find a group of total nitwits to fill these posts. Let me start with Biden, and he can help me find the rest."

And it's like Obama's staffers are all waiting to oblige to play, "Whose the Bigger Idiot?" in the Obama administration. We may find out that some of our tax dollars are going to the person who can make Obama look the least incompetent—if that's even possible. And if it were, imagine the burden on us taxpayers.

Speaking of Obama, what did he think about all this? According to a source to CNN, "The president was furious about it." My guess is he was pissed having missed seeing the faces of millions of scared Americans. That would have been good for a behind the scenes fist bump with him and Michelle.

According to rumors, however there may have been some White House staffers on the flight. I'm picturing video voyeurs' whose fetish was "panic photography." And New Yorkers were indeed panicked, as their comments from the article suggest:

"Linda Garcia-Rose, a social worker who counsels post-traumatic stress disorder patients in an office just three blocks from where the World Trade Center towers once stood, called the flight an "absolute travesty…There was no warning. It looked like the plane was about to come into us," she said. "I'm a therapist, and I actually had a panic attack."

Sen. Chuck Schumer said,

"It is absolutely outrageous and appalling to think that the FAA would plan such a photo shoot and not warn the public, knowing full well New Yorkers still have the vivid memory of 9/11 sketched in their minds…the FAA's decision to not announce the fly-by "really borders on being either cruel or very very stupid."

Here's the wrap:

Note that Schumer blames the FAA, calling them "cruel or very very stupid. " Leave it to a liberal Democrat to find a new scapegoat, where one already exists. No Chuck, this was the fault of yet another incompetent Obama administration appointee, who by the way has admitted fault.

Had Schumer put the blame where it belongs, then he would be confirming what 47M conservatives knew on November 4, 2008, and what a lot more a realizing now—that ObamaNation is both cruel and very very stupid.

In the end, there was no need to plow that big 747 into one of Manhattan's skyscrapers this time. No, this time, the terrorism is being done directly from the oval office. I can hardly wait to see how Obama decides to scare us next, as the pen is indeed mightier than the plane.

That's my rant!

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Swine Flu Origins Traced to Washington DC

I find it fitting that at this time in our nation's history there is outbreak of Swine Flu. When you consider that we have passed the largest pork bill in the history of the US, one can only conclude that ObamaNation is the origin of the disease's resurgence.

The first cases in America appear to have sprung up in California, a state laden with diseased pork products, like RINO Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, among others. According to the CDC, CA is one of the areas currently being investigated as the potential epicenter for the disease in America.

As for the worldwide breakout of the disease, the lamestream media will is saying that this latest outbreak of the virus originated in Guadalajara Mexico. But I ask you consider the facts, as reported by Narco News, and then you may be able to connect the dots:

APRIL 16, 2009: Air Force One landed at 1:30 pm. CT at Benito Juarez International Airport in Mexico City, bringing with it President Obama's first steps onto Latin American soil. At 1:40 he boarded the Marine One chopper and headed toward the Mexican presidential palace known as Los Pinos, where he landed at 1:54 p.m.

Shortly thereafter Obama began a private meeting with Mexican President Felipe Calderon, followed by a 3:45 p.m. joint press conference, a 4:40 p.m. meeting with US Embassy employees at the Intercontinental Hotel in Mexico City, and an 8 p.m. "working dinner" with members of the executive, legislative and judicial branches of the Mexican state at the National Museum of Anthropology. Obama spent the night in the city, departing the following day to Trinidad for the Summit of the Americas.

Now I am not saying that Obama gave the virus directly to Calderon, because the CDC has not determined if Calderon himself has been affected. However the recent outbreak of Swine Flu necessitated Obama giving $200M of taxpayer money to Mexico, which is nothing more than pork. Yet another way for Obama to buy a group of needy recipients. "Give us your tired your hungry, your poor, your...orget it--we will just pay you for them."

Does anybody believe that ObamaNation will use this potential pandemic as a crisis to discuss healthcare reform? And not limited to America, as the global potential of Swine Flu makes this a potential world affair, like—Bird Flu! Remember that one!

As part of the socialist agenda and in support of The New World Order, Obama will be spending your tax dollars like a trophy wife on a shopping spree. And it won't just be in Mexico. He will ask for more funding for the World Health Organization and for impoverished nations, a bill he wanted to pass as a senator--whereby America was to pay for world poverty.

Here's the wrap:

You want to know what Swine Flu is…a flu! The flu kills around 36,000 Americans annually, but we have learned to deal with it. I predict that after the final tally, Swine Flu will have done a lot less damage. As of this writing there were eight—count them—eight cases in six countries.

What Swine Flu does that the other more deadly flu does not is cause alarm—a crisis! And crisis is just what ObamaNation needs to spring into action, spending what they deem as our hard-earned money in the form of pork.

You can expect this potential, repeat, potential pandemic will be the rallying cry for protecting the poor, the old…the children of America—and ultimately the world. Who wouldn't want to protect the children—only those mean ol' meanies…the Republicans.

The only real Swine Flu is that which is permeating Washington, the real epicenter, to the tune of $3.6T and growing. And Obama infects everybody he meets, as he drains our treasury in search of more subjects. This crisis is just a way for liberal Democrats to turn the silk purse that is America into a pig's ear. Guess who will pay for it?

That's my rant!

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

McCain Soon to Meet His Inner Mexican

Meet “Juan” McCain. You already know him as John McCain. I doubt that McCain has any true Mexican lineage, based solely on my observation of his fish-belly white complexion. However don’t think this will stop him from getting in touch with his inner Mexican in the very near future.

You see, McCain will finally get a serious challenge for his Senate seat from Chris Simcox, a true patriot and founder of the Minutemen organization—an organization that is focused on the legitimate and irrefutable idea that America’s borders are sovereign. What should be the obvious view of all patriotic Americans renders Simcox a standout.

How better to draw attention to ineffectual RINOs like McCain, than to run against him. I say we join Simcox. Endangered Species Act “be danged;” let’s go RINO hunting! Along with us, RNC should relish in the idea of making a point to other ‘fence-walkers’ by taking a RINO out. And in the case of McCain, deservedly so.

McCain’s has been pandering to illegal aliens, or in this case of Arizona politics, illegal Mexicans, all for the sake of votes for years now. Because the fact of the matter is that no country in the world sanctions illegal immigration—only idiotic liberals and RINOS are willing to thwart sovereign laws. All in support of The New World Order. McCain talks a good game on “straight talk express,” however when it comes to self-preservation, he says, “No speaky Ingles.”

I won’t dismiss all that McCain has done, particularly in service of his country in the armed forces. However he has ridden that gravy train long enough, and it is time to release him of his too long career as a Senator. His constant need to befriend the Left vexes me, as like Obama, he has a need to appear open-minded, a centrist, a moderate, a popularist.

It may surprise you that there is legislation being discussed in liberal circles that will allow illegal aliens to pay a $2000 fine, and three of their last five years taxes, after which they can become legal. Essentially our government is so broke, we are allowing people to buy their way into legitimacy in the best country in the world. Yeah I said it!

For the average conservative, you would be better off petitioning to become an illegal alien, then only paying three of five years taxes, plus the $2000 fine, as you would likely come out thousands of dollars ahead. Do it quick, however before Obama makes Spanish a requirement for our re-citizenship test.

In the case of illegal immigration, McCain finds it convenient to “reach across the aisle”, pandering to racist liberal Democrats, who are always looking for more illegitimate votes. And when a so-called Republican is ready and willing to offer himself up as the poster boy for their ideological dysfunctions, they are happy to oblige.

The next stage after poster boy is whipping boy, as McCain found out during the election. The liberals know when to replace worn out shoes. I think it’s time Republicans learn to do the same.

Here’s the wrap:

Despite McCain having over $3M in funds available for his Senate race, Simcox has a real shot. McCain has enjoyed big wins in his last three runs for Senator of Arizona, however he has essentially gone unchallenged, winning 76% of the vote in 2004. This means he lost 24% of the vote, with no challenger in place.

Not a bad start for Simcox, when you consider McCain proved his campaigning prowess in a contested campaign, where McCain essentially replaced Ned Beaty in the hillbilly scene in Deliverance. Talk about getting publicly “shagged” by a candidate who ran on the nebulous slogan of “hope and change.” Squeal like a pig...Weeee!

McCain’s new challenger actually is a patriot, and has a real cause—Stopping illegal immigration in America. Believe it or not, despite what the lamestream media reports, there are many Mexicans and other immigrants who are in this country legitimately, and who despise those who circumvent the system.

Unlike McCain, Simcox is passionate about the idea that enforcing our country’s immigration laws is the American thing to do. He represents the opportunity for conservatives and Republicans to stand up for a candidate who is willing to rock the establishment, and to prove to the Republican Party that we are serious about extinction of RINOs. This is our opportunity to tell John McCain and his ilk, “No more, friend!” Or in the case of Juan McCain…”No mas, amigo!” After all, he will soon be getting in touch with his inner Mexican.

That’s my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson - The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Gov’t: Bigger and Blacker

People used to say, "Follow the money." However, in the Obama administration the new saying is, "Control the money." And that is exactly what they are doing.

Based on this information from the Wall Street Journal, the Fed may have to prosecute itself under RICO statutes, having made banks an "offer they couldn't refuse."

It appears the banks were asked to take the TARP funds, in order to give credence to the program. With all those lawyers on the payroll, you'd think they read the fine print, because there appears to be no "opt out" button on this control panel; thus banks are subjected to "gubment" control.

In the article Stuart Varney explains in a discussion with a colleague the tactics being employed by the government [details obscured to prevent retaliation] to intimidate banks:

The chairman offers to write a check, now, with interest. He's been sitting on the cash for months and has felt the dead hand of government threatening to run his business and dictate pay scales…The bank has also been threatened with "adverse" consequences if its chairman persists. That's politics talking, not economics.

Smaller more insignificant banks have been allowed to return the money, amounting to little more than token repayment gestures, considering the amount of money in play. However larger more prominent banks are being strong-armed.

These tactics are being employed so that the government will own a piece of these organizations, thus allowing oversight. Translated—Control.

Now we all know the inevitable outcome of the government running anything: A meal of waste and fraud, with incompetence for dessert. But remember that the government is not about competence in running a business. What is ya…ignant?

The government runs businesses just like the mafia.

Recall the scene in Goodfellas, when the restaurant owner asks Paul Cicero, aka Paulie (played by Paul Sorvino) to partner with him. He was driven to desperation by one of Paulie's own men, in this case Tommy deVito (played by Joe Pesci), who owed a huge tab on which the restaurant owner couldn't collect.

So in a last ditch effort to save his restaurant, he reached out to the government…oops, I mean the mafia.

Paulie feigning reluctance agrees to partner, saying "What do I know about running no restaurant?" Now the same could be said for the Fed. What do they know about running the financial industry? Hint: Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are examples.

As Henry Hill (played by Ray Liotta) narrates in the film, the mafia owning that restaurant was a license to steal. And that they did.

Liquor, food, and other merchandise came in the front door, and went straight out the back door for cash. They ran up debts on the restaurant and the owner to such a degree, that the guy is shown signing the restaurant over in bankruptcy not long afterward…dejected.

Here's the wrap:

In the final restaurant scene in Goodfellas, Henry and Tommy end up torching the place. They then drive away as if nothing happened, dismissing the life of the restaurateur who was ruined in the process. A fitting end that the mafioso who started the vicious cycle, also ended it.

As Varney pointed out in his article, "that's politics talking" alright. South Side Chicago politics. Big mouth, brass knuckle politics mandating The New World Order.

So if what the Fed is doing sounds suspiciously like that scene in Goodfellas, it's because it is. Life mimics art. ObamaNation is ready and willing to offer its "assistance", just as the snake in the Garden of Eden encouraged Eve to bite the apple.

Like a spin on the lyrics of Hotel California, they can check in any time they like, and they will never leave…that is until they have bankrupted you, and burned down your house.

From this black conservative's vantage point, government has indeed gotten bigger and blacker.

That's my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Obama Wants to be Loved

Obama vied for the Mr. World Congeniality title, pimping America in Europe, as he signed us up to be part of The New World Order. Former proud Lady Liberty is nothing more than part of the concubine of the Saudi emirate's, now beholden to the hand that Obama "didn't" kiss.

Obama believes he can accomplish his 100% lovefest by appreciating all points of view. He believes that by having a completely open mind, he is more evolved than others. He actually has the distorted belief that being open to all points of view is a good quality. Into kiddie porn, Obama feels you! Want to free terrorists into America society, Obama's got your back.

Now for the uninitiated, it may appear being open is indeed the way to more evolved thought, and ultimately action. The word liberals use to describe this type of thought is "progressive." But in the real world, it's really a waste of time to be so progressive.

In the real world, when you are this progressive, it takes you three days to make a decision to take out Somali pirates threatening an American citizen, instead of the instantaneous decision that should have occurred. That would have been that Navy commander's decision, if he didn't need to wait on Obama to stew on it over a plate of arugula.

Crisis eliminated, and all praises be to the Honorable Barack Hussein Obama for his snap judgment and his heroic action in the form of "words". This decisive victory over 4 Somali pirates freed Obama to focus on his next order of business to guarantee him the title of Mr. World Congeniality.

Obama likely garnered even more votes when he apologized to the world for our snobby American attitudes. I was surprised to see the French give up this title so easily, though I hear Sarkozy will likely get honorable mention. Personally, I think the French are indeed the world's greatest snobs, and Sarkozy didn't get the vote due jealousy over his supermodel wife.

To secure the title of Mr. World Congeniality, Obama released documents regarding interrogation techniques of the CIA. Airing America's dirty underwear, as it were. Torture tactics…exposed. I actually enjoyed reading the document, as I have been able to refine my torture techniques of liberals with this new now unclassified information. You just don't know, what you don't know.

In the report, it was verified that the CIA has waterboarded terrorists…gasp! When you compare this to the Islamic jihadists' tactic of cutting off the heads of us infidels, well it's easy to see why Obama decided to expose America's most egregious act of...waterboarding!

You see, when you waterboard somebody, you give the waterboardee the sensation of being drowned, though they never are actually drowned. But they don't know it. So the mind plays trick on them.

Think of waterboarding as surfing. The ocean is the CIA, and the surfer dude is the waterboardee. A big wave (CIA) hits the surfer, knocking him from his board. He is dunked in water. But eventually he surfaces, then swims in and goes to get a burger.

Now compare that inhumanity to the beheading of an infidel. Beheading is not torture, because the beheadee is given the very real sensation of having his throat cut, closely followed by the clunk of the detached head hitting the floor. As you can see, beheading is actually humane in comparison to waterboarding, because the beheadee is not put through the punishment of not knowing when it's time to eat after the event. No shame. No humiliation. No burger needed.

Here's the wrap:

With all of Europe wrapped up, and his motherland of Africa being managed by AACORN (the Africa branch of ACORN), Obama will win the title of Mr. World Congeniality. His "shug" with Chavez, and accepting of the book on how imperialist America has ruined Latin America pretty much guaranteed the Venezuelan vote, and perhaps all of South and Latin America. Nothing like a good public shagging!

Meanwhile however, Obama neglects his base in America…Black people.

He is pulling the same stunts as other racist Democrat fully-white politicians who do drive-bys in the black community, then do nothing. What blacks will learn about Obama is that he is more interested in pursuing those who don't like him, as opposed to those who do. Does the word pander ring a bell, Pavlov?

That's my rant!

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Racist Garofalo to the Rescue

As a black man, I love it when ignorant white women like Janeane Garofalo speak for all blacks. It's thrilling to me that Janeane would take time out of her busy Hollyweird life to protect me and my peeps -- the downtrodden, the oppressed...the lowly Negro.

For her efforts, I thank Garofalo, and anoint her Janeane Garofalo: White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro.

Who better than she to offer such protection? Garofalo, after all is an American hero! And I bet you were wondering who could possibly replace the likes of Barbara Streisand or Susan Sarandon…Madonna?

Garofalo is so in touch with the black condition, that she is uniquely qualified to assess and understand my people's "condition." Her intimate knowledge of blacks allows her to interpret how blacks think, and then translate "black-think" for the rest of America. "Cuz Lawd knows, we kaints do dis for ourselfs."

One source of Garofalo's insights into the black community, ergo the "black condition" is no doubt from Hollywood, as she is a product of that culture. Garofalo probably has in her movie collection films like Cleopatra Jones, the black heroine who is oppressed by the man.

What "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro" collection would be complete without Superfly. Talk about learning how to stick it to the man, Superfly is the boilerplate, dare I say the "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro" roadmap on how to stick it to the man. Further, Ron O'Neal, the actor who played Superfly, the black protagonist of the movie could easily be the predecessor for our first half-black president. Who can argue that Obama is indeed "sticking it to the white man?"

The irony of Garofalo's comments is that they point directly at her own racist party: the Democrats!

I am always amazed at how well Democrats argue the tenets of racism…against themselves. The party that founded the Ku Klux Klan has the nerve to proselytize to Republicans about racism.

Democrats have done nothing, repeat nothing for blacks, except to exploit blacks for Democrats' own racist agendas. If you don't believe me, look at, well…Janeane Garofalo!

Garofalo is a failed comedian, a hack of an actress, a failed radio talk-show host, and essentially has been out of the mainstream since making B-movies that had the viewership of an Olbermann segment on MSNBC! I get more views on my YouTube videos of racist Democrats picking lent from their navels and eating Cheetos. Admittedly those are funny, and the hit count is rising.

In typical racist Democrat elitist fashion, Garofalo feels the need to meddle in the black community. I can't imagine a life where I wake up in the morning and say something like, "I think today I will read an article on [insert oppressed here], and then go on [insert oppressed here] TV to protect those pitiful, stupid, weak [insert oppressed here]. Kevin…you are a wonderful man for caring about these people who obviously have no spokesperson, and can't protect themselves! I love me some ME!" Such is the life of a racist Democrat elitist. Protectors of the World…oh, and their own agendas!

Here's the wrap:

Black people should be up in arms over the idea that Garofalo thinks we are so weak, that we cannot defend ourselves. A group of people who survived slavery and the institutionalized racism of the Democratic Party, but we need the "White Chick Protector of the Lowly Negro."

Further we should be offended that she is meddling not for us, but for her own benefit. She thinks we are stupid enough to support her lame attempt to exploit us. Are there not real black issues on which Garofalo could have been working in the black community that could have positive impact? I doubt it, since five decades of blacks voting Democrat have fixed all of the black community's problems.

Finally, and perhaps most absurd of all is Garofalo actually proves herself to be not only a racist, but the worst kind of racist…an ignorant racist. She obviously knows nothing about the overwhelmingly racist history of her own party, and its decimation of black people.

Black people, wake up. What you have here is a no talent racist hack arguing for you, when there is no real issue. And it doesn't take a genius to connect the dots on this one.

Garofalo is the prototypical elitist, who believes blacks to be weak and stupid. With those perceptions of blacks, she is the perfect representative of the racist, elitist Democrat Party. How did we survive without them?

That's my rant!

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

St. Louis Tea Party

We finally have these videos up on YouTube. This is the first of four. I won't publish others on the blog. But you can get a feel for our event from this one!

Our event was fantastic! Attended by almost 10,000 extremists, and I am proud to be considered one of them. Needless to say, we were all racists! I think Garofalo would have been proud! Anybody think I would kick her butt in a debate?

Bill Hennessey and Dana Loesch were the event planners, so kudos to them for getting almost 10,000 people to a venue that is structured to hold 6,000. I think this speaks volumes for this movement. Let see if leading orgs promote the fact that a black man emceed this event. Come on Fox,, National Review, and The Heritage Foundation.

For those who care, my book will be available in less than 3 weeks, likely sooner! Reviews are outstanding, I'm happy to say!


Friday, April 17, 2009

Obama and Biden Weigh in on Income Taxes

How does the guy who has accomplished nothing keep the lights on? With book deals! Apparently the majority of the money that Obama earned last year came from his two works of fiction, namely Dreams of My [Deadbeat] Father, and The Audacity of Hope.

Apparently Obama is a victim of his own economy, since his income fell from $4.7M in 2007 to just over $2.7M in 2008. Oh, that's right, this is before his time. He inherited this mess. This mess was on Pelosi's and Reid's watch.

The good news is Obama did get a raise in salary this year, going from roughly $170K to $400K, and his new children's book is on the horizon. How fitting when you consider that America is being governed by a man with the financial intellect of a 2nd-grader. I can hardly wait to see the pictures.

And after his first and hopefully only term as president ends, we may even get the sequel to The Audacity of Hope, titled, "Psyche…How I Punked America!" Expect this to be printed in twenty dialects of Arabic, with free downloads to Muslims from the Al-Jazeera website. And of course this book will be translated to Austrian!

As for Joe "Every Family Has One" Biden, well not a bad year for a guy who technically could be declared mentally unstable. Crazy Joe did write a book which managed to ride on the coattail of his boss' success. Joe's book sales roughly equaled his Senate salary, when you do the math. I doubt you could find anybody who will admit to buying it. I suspect Soros has 10,000 copies of this book in a warehouse somewhere, or perhaps providing kindling for the fireplace in one of his mountain cabins.

Despite only modest success of his book, Biden will write another. Now you may be thinking that Biden's next book won't be a hit; however I beg to differ. Considering the "train wreck" aspect of say a Biden's Biggest Blunders, and you can certainly see the potential marketability of his next book. The Unbelievable Autobiography of My Life -- Listed in the fiction section, of course! Admittedly, I might actually by that book as a reminder of some of the good hearty laughs I had during The Era of Brown Underwear – When Lunatics Ruled Amerika.

Back to taxes. Obama learned from his mistake from previous years, and bumped up his charitable contributions to just over 6%. This I will tell you was purely political, as Obama gave more last year to charity than he did in multiple previous years combined. However, there was no philanthropic revival in Obama's conscience. Democrats are simply not givers; they are takers.

Republicans however are givers, and we give overwhelmingly more to charity than Democrats. And we do it without fanfare, and for politics. So for the occasional cheap-butt racist liberal Democrat who occasions my musings, be clear that Obama gave to charity this year simply to avoid the embarrassment from previous tax returns. He gave for politics.

Now Crazy Joe is indeed representative of the typical Democrat taker. Biden only lectures to others about giving, as he doesn't follow the practice himself. Talk about cheap! Biden gave less than 0.5% of his income to charity last year. You couldn't adopt an African child on the piddly amount he gave.

And when you consider that he paid roughly 18% taxes on his income, I'd say that's pretty low for a guy earning his kind of coin. He's just not as "patriotic," as he wants the rest of us to be.

Here's the wrap:

It bothers me that less than four years ago, Obama had to bum a ride home from the Democratic convention, as he was that broke. Then on the success of a couple of cheesy books that would amount to no more than 100-grit Charmin in my household, his wealth is created.

I have stated repeatedly that Obama believes Americans who make above $200K are lucky, just as he has been; or he considers us conniving idiots, such as Biden. That's the problem when you really haven't had to work in your life. You believe it's all luck, as Obama does.

The tea parties that happened all over America the other day were attended by Americans who work, and see that Obama is a rank amateur when it comes to knowing how America works at any level. His policies are theoretical, cooked up in academia, with no practical application in the real world.

MIT once tried to build the most perfect internal combustion engine. They got efficiencies in multiple areas in the 90% range. Then they put the system together, and the engine ran unbelievably efficient…for about a minute. They found that they need inefficiencies, so the engine would last.

Obama policies are utopian, meant for perfection. He won't find Utopia. Not even for a minute.

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Celebration of Tax Day: Tea Anyone?

In honor of Tax Day and the Tea Parties happening all over the nation today, I thought I would give my take on taxes.

Being from a poor family, taxes were not much of a problem as my grandparents always seemed to get a little something back. That's what happens when your combined income is little more than $15,000 a year.

But they raised their little rugrat in the capitalist tradition, so I grew up to become moderately successful, at least in the eyes of the government. So when I owned my own company I was rudely introduced to the tax system, learning quickly that ambition in America is indeed rewarded…with high taxes.

Yes, America is indeed the land of opportunity, if you want the opportunity to pay outrageous taxes to help support illegal aliens, terrorists (pardon me..."man-made disasterists", and better yet…other lazy Americans.) How I long for the good old days when Uncle Sam lived within his income and without most of mine….ahhh. It has almost reached the point in America where, if you take a day off, you fall behind in your income-tax payments.

So what's involved in our tax system?

First, the code is around 1.3M words and 75,000 pages, I believe. Do you honestly believe that anybody has read and understands it? There is a saying that "…income tax forms have been simplified…beyond all understanding." Am I the only conspiracy theorist who believes this is intentional?

But surely our congressmen know the code, right? Considering that Congress didn't read the1300 page multi-trillion dollar budget document, what would make anybody believe they would read the document that funds the budget? "What is ya…ignant?"

Something tells me they will just take their own word for it, that they have sufficiently written a document to fleece the taxpayers. And if they missed something, they do have the IRS on their side. It is better to give, than to deceive.

Through outright theft, politicians have solved the problem of getting people to pay taxes they can't afford for services they don't need. Things like transsexual beauty pageants and swine manure management in Iowa. Ironic. A friend and I were just talking both these topics just yesterday. Sometimes politicians amaze me with their ability to "get inside my head!"

Every April 15, American taxpaying citizens, also known as right-wing extremists and "man-caused disasterists" have a rendezvous with debt. It's because politicians find it a lot easier to trim the taxpayers than to trim budgets. April 16 remnants: A harp sits where a piano used to.

Here's the wrap:

I have a sure-fire way to make money: Invest in taxes. They always go up! And in Obama's War on Achievement, he is coming after those of us too stupid to become deadbeats. Our taxes will go up. It's that simple.

Raising taxes on producers makes about as much sense as fanning a fire to cool its heat. But since when did this administration decide to rely on logic in decision-making. As I see it, we are allowing crackheads to steal our money, but secretly hoping they will seek rehab and not more crack. Any bets on the outcome?

So I say to my fellow right-wing extremist, infidels, "man-made disasterists", formerly known as citizens of these formerly great United States, "I regret that I have but one income to give to my country."

That's my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


Sunday, April 12, 2009

Obama Cabinet – Round Two

Are you ready for Round Two of the Obama cabinet debacle? Though Obama hasn't quite finished selecting his first felonious cabinet, it is now time to start considering the undersecretary and deputy secretary positions. I hear that they are combing prisons all over Amerika for potential candidates. If they can't find viable candidates in Amerika's prison system, then the nation's zoos are considered a viable fallback.

When you consider the group that holds the secretary positions, I can't imagine who would want these secondary roles? Perhaps the homeless or illegal aliens.

Working for the current band of idiots would be like working for your teenage nephew. Is it even possible to find less competent people than Obama's cabinet leaders? As with all things is! And they will. My grandmother would say, "Look what the cat dragged in."

I know I'm not the only person in disbelief that Obama hasn't finished with his main cabinet positions. With that work still left to do, why not move ahead with the secondary spots?

Obama is flunking Presidency 101, as he hasn't resolved 99% of these issues already. Yet it's full steam ahead on the wrecking of America. Apparently Obama is indeed omnipotent, and he doesn't need these people in his cabinet. When I consider some of his staff, I'm inclined to agree.

Obama has a lying lunatic, and drunk uncle known as Joe Biden for VP. That's truly a scary thought for America, but it gets little coverage. Biden is one heartbeat away from being president! If Biden was president, that would break the needle of the lunacy scale, and Obama has the needle pegged now. I challenge any liberal or Democrat to join me on my radio show and admit to being proud of Biden as a VP selection. For anyone who takes me up on it, I will buy you an Obama shirt. Email me for details!

Next we have Hillary "Easy Button" Clinton. I reissue the challenge to Hillary lovers to be on my show as well. I have never witnessed a more ineffective Secretary of State in my adult life. It is so obvious that she knows nothing about the role, and is essentially performing "OJT". I think at the very least they should have kept Condoleeza Rice around, so Hillary could shadow somebody with real credentials.

Then we get to Timothy "Duh" Geithner, the guy who is supposed to be in charge of the nation's economy. I guess he read a book somewhere about it…in Sweden! What a loser! This guy must be in possession of controversial pictures of Obama to get and keep this position. I've witnessed more competence in running the auto industry. Oops.

"Mugabe ain't got nothin' on me!" – T. Geithner ["I'm Barack Obama, and I approved that quote!"]

Yet the list of zoo monkeys goes on and on! And I am anxious to see the next list of qualified tax cheats and otherwise incompetents. If given proper media coverage, talk about Reality TV! This is American Idol, The Real World, The Amazing Race, The Bachelor, Survivor, Dancing with the Stars, and Judge Judy (sorry JJ) all rolled into one! ObamaNation – Real Politik TV

That will be the highest rated show ever! Roll in the next troll. Somehow I think William Hung of American Idol fame would come out looking like a genius on the ObamaNation - Real Politik TV show.

Here's the wrap:

Obama has many key spots to fill. Given his aggressive agenda you would think he had already filled these roles. After all he is taking on socializing the auto industry and strategizing for bank takeovers.

Obama takes his role as Idiot in Chief of the armed forces seriously, so he is meddling in Afghanistan and now he has the potential huge war in Somalia…with those four Somali pirates. Update: He won!...thanks to some highly trained Navy SEALs.

Add to this the socialization of health care, and the War on Achievement being fought here in Amerika against hardworking, taxpaying conservative, and you can see that Obama indeed has his hands full.

We can only hope that between the prisons and the zoos, Obama can get these positions filled quickly. I know that once this is complete, I will have a full-time job of watching ObamaNation – Real Politik TV. Thank God for Tivo!

That's my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


Obama Chooses Dog & Church

Of all the important things going on in the world, the focus of the mainstream media on Obama has been on his selection of a White House pet, and the Obama's search for a church.

Both of these things represent nothing more than a distraction. These two newsworthy events serve to buy Obama another week or two of deflection in this train wreck ObamaNation calls a presidency.

I assure you that had Obama's overseas trip been a success, we wouldn't be hearing about either of these non-issues. But Obama got punked in Europe and elsewhere, kissing a Saudi's hand, and calling Americans arrogant. "Have no fear, Underdog is here!"

So Obama's foreing policy disaster gets America a bit of subterfuge, so we can forget seeing him getting get treated like "Baronica". Yes America we get to discuss real news -- Obama's potential dog, and where he plans to spend one of the most holy of Christian holidays.

Nevertheless since people want to discuss these two issues, let do it. However, let's discuss these issues in proper perspective. Let's discuss them as the "smoke and mirrors" they are meant to be, and not as if they are indeed something we are to really care about.

First, there are many lies about this dog, particularly the idea that it's "for the girls." This dog will serve as a distraction for many government snafus. He will be referenced every time Obama screws up. So suffice it to say, we will get sick of hearing about this dog.

Next, they are getting a Portuguese water dog, in other words a bourgeois dog that comes from a bourgeois racist Democrat, notably Teddy Kennedy, which brings me to the next lie -- that Obama was said to be considering a pound pup.

If the Obama's are into "saving the world", why not start with a dog that may be euthanized, and not some bourgeois royalty dog. In typical Obama fashion, he makes you believe he will be for "the little man", or in this case "the little dog". Then he sells out the pound pup, so he can hobnob with the wine and cheese crowd. Fear not black people, the rumor is that the dog is at least…negro. Since he is a Democrat, let's name him "Racist."

As for the next bit of big news, with dog selection done, Obama now needs a church. Amazing that Obama calls himself a Christian, yet he hasn't been to church since becoming president. Do any of you Catholics or Jews feel you got punked? Well you should, because you did.

Obama has a good excuse however: He plays basketball on Sundays! He claims that he skips church his presence would disrupt services at a church, given his status…as GOD! I guess he is attending church on Easter in order to celebrate his birthday…for the third time!

It is said that Obama is evaluating two white churches, a mixed church, and a black church. The idea that his church choices have been categorized proves that Obama is obsessed with race, particularly when it can be used in his favor. Why can't he just select an American church? Or better yet a Christian church. Frankly, I'm surprised he didn't put an Islamic mosque and a Jewish synagogue on the list. For those of you wondering about the atheists being upset, I did mention that Obama plays basketball, right? On Sunday…then Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday. What else does a no talent political hack have to do with his time? there is that children's book!

Here's the wrap:

Frankly I could care less about Obama's church selection or if he goes to church, because I think Obama could care less about Christianity. He certainly doesn't live by any Christian creed of which I am aware at the micro level

At the macro level, Obama has not exactly been the poster child for Christianity either. Every time I turn on the television, he is essentially denouncing Christianity in favor of Islam. Yet now he wants to start going to church. Sounds to me like an Obama handler might have mentioned that it's time Obama threw a bone to the evangelicals, lest we forget...he is a Christian.

It is good to know that while North Korea launched a missile, Somali pirates attacked a sovereign American vessel, the America economy teeters on disaster, and close to 6M Americans are out of work, thankfully the lamestream media informed us that these issues are not as important as Obama's dog and his potential new church.

That's my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved