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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Turdapalooza – And You Thought Hillary Was Unqualified!

I don't know about you, but the thought of yet another Kennedy entering politics, well like Chris Matthews said about Obama, "it just sent tingles up my leg". After all, who better than a Kennedy can represent the "common man"? And when you get a Kennedy with such an impressive resume as  Caroline Kennedy, well who wouldn't be all goo goo ga ga?

First, consider her pedigree. She's a fricking Kennedy for God's sake. Qualification by proxy. Isn't this how the senate seat in New York was filled last time? Hillary was qualified by proxy, because she was… the wife of Bill.

I know if a liberal's neurosurgeon was unable to perform the operation, I would be ok with his/her spouse stepping in by proxy to operate. Bad example, because even a poor neurosurgeon could do no harm to the liberal mind.

For liberals, qualification by proxy is a necessity, when you have as little depth in the ranks as they have. This is why they are content to elect the unqualified, and to protect the completely tarnished, like Blagojevich.

Regardless of terrorist… excuse me, university professor associations, sealed records, and lack of any significant achievement in life, liberals are content to elect, or in this case appoint, any knucklehead with anti-America sentiment, or in the case of Ms. Kennedy, a Camelot pedigree.

But perhaps I am being hasty in my judgment of Ms. Kennedy? So let's consider her record of, uh hmm, accomplishment.

Kennedy is a member of the New York and Washington, D.C. bar associations. She is also a member of the boards of directors of the Commission on Presidential Debates and the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund.

She worked as a photographer's assistant at the Winter Olympics in Innsbruck, Austria.[12] In 1977, she became an intern at the New York Daily News, where acco

rding to People Magazine, "she sat on a bench alone for two hours the first day before other employees even said hello to her." According to former News reporter Richard Licata, "Everyone was too scared."[12]

Subsequently, she began work as a research assistant in the film and TV department of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York in 1980, where she met her future husband, exhibit designer Edwin Schlossberg.[10]

Kennedy is an honorary chairman of the American Ballet Theatre.[14]

Kennedy is an attorney, writer, editor and serves on the boards of numerous non-profit organizations.

Sounds like Ms. Kennedy is just a half-step above community organizer? So I stand corrected…she is eminently qualified for the job of senator of New York, and in fact…president!

Like most notable liberals, she has accomplished

 nothing, except being a "carrier" of Kennedy genes. Outside of the Kennedy fortune, I see no other noteworthy qualities in these carriers of this gene. And Caroline bolsters my argument.

First, the fact that she has a law degree and is not practicing law says a bit about her abi

lities in that career. Rumor is that she can't even do pro bono. She can't even give her legal services away!

Next, photographer's assistant, intern at a newspaper, and finally a research assistant at the Met. Amazing credentials, wouldn't you say? But these jobs could come in handy in Congress.

Let's see, research which government officials are subject to corruption. Take controversial pictures of various government officials during corrupt acts. Then extort government officials by threatening to sell the pictures and story to the newspaper. And you thought I wouldn't connect the dots for you…

Liberals will never get it, as most are just simpletons. They like the idea of Camelot, and the idea of "royalty" governing them. And if royalty is not available, liberals are content to create royalty, i.e. "polish a turd, and call it art"…I submit William Jefferson Clinton. How else could a hick from Arkansas, one of the worst presidents of our time, still be the ruler of the Democratic party, even after leaving office?

And liberals will search the deep dark recesses of Africa, most recently Kenya, and find an ex-Muslim turd to polish (but keep a Clinton close for White supervision)…I submit Barack "Barry" Hussein Obama.

Finally, on rare occasion the stars align, and liberals can go to the archives. They pluck a turd from the museum archives, dust it off, and offer it as "Contemporary Art"…I submit Caroline Bouvier Kennedy. So in this case, the liberal governor of New York gets the opportunity to appoint royalty.

Here's the wrap:

We are in the midst of "Turdapalooza", so we have to make the best of it. However, eventually even the liberals can't hold their noses from the stench of too many turds, and they will ultimately take a breath and notice the stench. You know, elitism, classism, racism, and all the "isms" they claim to protect, as they continue to practice them.

That's my rant!

© 2008 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved



DawnofAquarius said...

"However, eventually even the liberals can't hold their noses from the stench of too many turds, and they will ultimately take a breath and notice the stench."

If you've ever been around a bad smell for an extended period of time, you'll find you're nose becomes accustomed to the stink and ceases to notice it very much. Living three and a half years in Tuscaloosa, Alabama to get a degree from the University of Alabama, I ceased to notice the paper mill stink released once a week. So too Congressional liberals no longer have the ability to smell their own shit. Don't hope for a cure anytime soon.

Recently, one radio commentator suggested that we rename Congress The House of Lords. That's what happens in England, the seats are inherited.

The Black Sphere said...

Wow, excellent comment, DofA! But Obama will not stand for the naming of the Senate, the House of Lords. Maybe the House of Elitists who Worship at the Feet of Obama?

Anonymous said...


The reign of the Kennedy's in politics should have ended when John & Robert were assinated. The rest of them just make hearing the name unbearable.

Anonymous said...


Re: "In 1977, she became an intern at the New York Daily News, where according to People Magazine, "she sat on a bench alone for two hours the first day before other employees even said hello to her." According to former News reporter Richard Licata, "Everyone was too scared."

Two hours? Poor little darling. I gather we're all supposed to feel sorry for her.

So why didn't it occur to her to go over to the other employees and say "hello" first? Maybe because it's not seemly for royalty to make the first move - ? That's the only explanation I can think of.

Anonymous said...


FTA "She worked as a photographer's assistant at the Winter Olympics in Innsbruck, Austria"
Wow, she even has "international" work experience/sar.

As always, thanks for posting your insights Kevin (theblacksphere) about
Mrs. Schlossberg, AKA Ms. Kennedy.

Anonymous said...


Wow, photographers assistant, well that makes her qualified alright. No one wants her to represent them in court so that qualifies her for the senate...hmm maybe....not.
She is so full of herself she doesn't even use her married name, more like Hey don't forget me, I'm JFK's daughter. Well my last name is in the bible, means "to dare" but that doesn't make me God.

Anonymous said...

Jack Rumbaugh
December 20

I guess it's ok because Mythbusters proved you could actually polish a turd. :-

Anonymous said...

Ralph King
December 20

I am blinded from the gleaming glow of this hulking turd glob. With good practice, sometimes the left can not only polish and shine up a turd - they can make one talk and become POTUS too. The picture in the link proves it.

You got to say not bad for the granddaughter of a fermented potato swilling, communist bootlegger.

JFK woud be ashamed of ... Read Morewhat the lugnuts on the left have made of the Dumbocrat Party.

If she is appointed, with your common voter - who most times is an uninformed moron - especially a New Dorker, she would most likely even get re-elected!

And that Chris Matthews guy... ya know, he always striked me as a little strange anyway! Look at the way his hair sits off to the side of his head - Dork!

Hehe - he said, "Obama sends tingles up his leg..." I'm sorry, but any guy that say's ANOTHER guy sends tingles up his leg, from where I from - your gay and wear panties!

Lillith2008 said...

"First, the fact that she has a law degree and is not practicing law says a bit about her abilities" ..maybe she did not pass the bar. Many law graduates cannot...and without passing the bar you cannot be a lawyer.

The Black Sphere said...

Lilith, she is a member of the bar, which raises even more questions in my opinion. She could be doing pro bono, since she doesn't need the money, right?

Anonymous said...


Well what a qualified candidate for Obamanos cabinet!

At least she didn't drown a lover in a car, or have a hit man take out her lover, or rape someone. Therefore, she must be qualified for the job.

With Obama, it's business as usual. Change? It's the Clinton White House all over.

Anonymous said...


I think Caroline's bored and needs a hobby. I recommend skeet shooting in lieu of hanging out with Uncle Teddy.

Anonymous said...

This is indeed infuriating.

Politics - liberals and conservatives alike - tend toward dynasties, if that's the appropriate word.

Anonymous said...

This just shows how the citizens of New York have no brains if they let their govenor appoint this lady (and I fear I'm insulting the true ladies out there). Another Carpetbagger to one of their senate seats. I guess I'll have to revise my skunk statement after this blog. A turd by any other name will still stink just as badly.

The Black Sphere said...

Madmath, precious...a turd by any other name! You poet. Factually you are wrong on one point. Caroline actually does live in NY, though like all Kennedy's she has multiple residences...yes even more than McCain!

Anonymous said...


haha obamaspeak...

Anonymous said...

Kevin-- more great insight. I agree with the "royalty" comparison. I just said the same thing on LI before reading here. I figured she'd be in for sure based on her last name alone!

Anonymous said...

Ahh, I stand corrected. With all those residences, hard to keep track where one actually lives. I wonder, how does one prove residency when they have multiple residences. My wife had to actually showed she lived here physically for at least a year before she could get in-state tuition here.

Anonymous said...

From: Ron A. Smith, MBA
Date: December 23, 2008


As usual, your pieces are insightful and entertaining. Keep up the great work!

Anonymous said...

From: Chip Robison
Date: December 25, 2008

Thanks Kevin for creating another masterpiece, not from a turd!