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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Whiskey Shot with Beer Chaser – 500,000 More Jobs from Obama

The zoo enhanced one of its exhibits. Yes, Obama and Biden pumped up the stakes, adjusting the jobs creation plan from 2.5M jobs to 3M jobs. So another 500,000 people now have job security, because The Messiah simply says so. I breathed a sigh of relief when I read this.

Now Mr. Obama hasn't exactly explained the details in his first jobs plan to create or save 2.5M jobs, but who are we to question The Messiah. If he says he will feed now 500,000 more people with 50 fish, then yea verily it shall be so.

Now you might be asking, "What has changed that added the additional 500,000 to the goal?" Did the US hit the Nigerian lotto? Did we find Al Capone's real vault? Short answer: Nothing has changed. However, when you are full of empty promises, you can promise whatever you like. Next week Obama will likely increase the jobs goal to five million, no, make it ten!

Recall in my blog Obama the Creator of 2.5M Jobs that I defined 'save' in Obamaspeak. The clue here is that if you get to keep your job, then Obama saved it. It really is that simple. When it is all said and done, Obama will likely take credit for "saving" ten million jobs, and the media, liberal pundits, and so on will be anointing his feet with oil.

I find Obama to be like my idiot cousin who continually "borrows" money from me, of course never repaying it, but always promising. And when we discuss things like loans, he comments, "Dude, you know if I was rich, I would hook you up!" Well that "if" is nothing for me to concern myself with.

When I blogged earlier on Obama...2.5M Jobs, I alluded to the idea that Obama believes his "job creation" will come in the form of infrastructure jobs, repairs to Federal buildings, including schools, and "green" initiatives. He believes he is FDR, and the sad news is…he is! In fact he is likely more socialist than FDR.  Read Obama the Regulator - The Raw Deal.

FDR got lucky, in that he had with his "Whiskey shot" known as the New Deal, a "beer chaser" known as WWII.

Here are a few elements of the Obama-Biden plan from this article in Yahoo News:

"Ideas included weatherizing 1 million homes, shifting to a paperless health system, investing in disease prevention and modernizing schools.

Obama's team and congressional staff over the last week have been scrambling to come up with details of a plan to pump up the droopy economy with $650 billion or more in government spending over the next few years."

I'm not sure how many jobs "disease prevention" creates or saves, but he is The Messiah. And as for weatherizing one million homes, well why not ten million? If weatherizing one million creates X, then ten million should create 10X, if my math is right. And what happened to "inflating our tires"? Surely that idea is not under the bus? How many jobs would that create? I will search "tire inflators" on, and get back with you on that one.

Next he plans to dump (their word, not mine) $650B into the economy. I agree, it will be dumped. They could consider just burning it as well, as I predict the same outcome in its impact in the economy. A bunch of people who don't deserve the money getting the money. Well I can see the stimulus this will create.

Here is the translation of "dumping" $650B into the economy - Pay the bribes to the poor who got him elected. A little Steak Tartar for the ObamaZombies. 

The "plan" here is simply to "divvie" up the $650B into nice little slivers, and send them out in the form of welfare, oops…stimulus checks. For you recipients, be sure to have your Obama-Biden signs up, so the postman knows where to deliver your welfare checks.

There is also a plan to bail out the "financially strapped states". Interesting tidbit: The most financially strapped states are BLUE states, i.e. democratic states, as I informed in Blue States Seeing Red. Yes, bastions of liberalism, content on spending our money as if it grows on trees. And with Uncle Sugar coming to power, essentially they are right.

So Obama shores up the blue states' votes, by rewarding them for their fiscal irresponsibility. Such is the way of liberal lunacy. And you can bet that there will be no accountability in this plan for the states, because why hold states accountable, when you will need their votes in future elections?

And Obama will not face this battle alone, as Biden has been uncaged.

"Biden, speaking in an interview set to air Sunday, said he believed there will be another stimulus package of roughly $700 billion to keep the economy from "absolutely tanking.""

So Biden added to the $50B to the $650B. What's another $50B here or there for a liberal? For them, it's just a money orgy. And they have an inexhaustible supply.

I hope you have enjoyed your trip to the zoo today!  We will visit again soon, you can bet.

That's my rant!

© 2008 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved



Anonymous said...


FTA "The clue here is that if you get to keep your job, then Obama saved it."
I guess Messiah wasn't good enough, now he wants to be our Saviour too.

As always, I love your insights Kevin. Thanks for sharing.
"Rant On!"

Anonymous said...


Never have so many been fooled by so few. Keep it up Kevin. You have it figured out.

Anonymous said...


This is great, I laughed until I had tears. Please let me know how that Monster search for jobs as a tire inflator works out, I was one of the many laid off because of the economy and might be interested.

machinepolitick said...

If it wouldn't cause so much trouble for the rest of us, I'd say let them go till the money runs out. It would almost be worth it to see the looks on their zombie faces when the welfare checks run out.
That's right, I said welfare. I'm an inbred bigot by virtue of my geography and pasty white skin.

Lillith2008 said...

@machinepolitick.....I feel the same way....spend till it runs out...many won't survive without their welfare checks----(good riddance I say) except the disabled of course... others will HAVE TO learn to live without handouts...!! and that would be good eh?

Anonymous said...


Before he goes creating all those virtual jobs, shouldn't we fill that jobs we already have? I can't go out without seeing "Hiring" and "Help Wanted" signs.

Anonymous said...


I always love going to the Zoo now I will look at them a bit differently, LOL. At what point will those of us who still have jobs after the first stimulus have enough money left to pay for the second?? And when will those who voted for the messiah realize we don't have any money left to give them. My youngest daughter wanted to vote for him because of the promised "check", I told her here let me give it to you so I don't have to give it to everyone else. When she saw the news piece with the young lady crying saying Obama was going to pay for her gas and her house that he said if I help him win he will help daughter called me laughing saying okay mom I get it, I understand, it is welfare and Mom you are right I have to make my own way and this is wrong. She voted for McCain. Now with the economy tanked and grateful she has a job she understands every time she gets paid just how much a stimulus is going to cost her.

Anonymous said...

A world without handouts...Imagine! No liberals!

Anonymous said...

From: Suzanne Moles
Date: December 21, 2008

You hit the nail on the head Kevin, the numbers keep changing and I guess he will have a status upgrade to Savior once this all happens. My question with all this is that it is good and well to print or borrow money but what happens when someone has to pay? I guess we will find out in 2010 when the Bush tax cuts expire and we pay higher taxes and then he adds a bit more. So, isn't this going around in circles......

Anonymous said...


"Steak Tartar for the ObamaZombies"
"Uncle Sugar"
i was laughing so hard my sides ache!
rant on!

Anonymous said...

From: Tim O'Brien
Date: December 21, 2008

What this could mean is their economists are predicting that the turnaround could possibly sooner than what most are publicly discussing, so Obama and Biden want to put a number up there that they were just given but can take credit for later. Keep in mind, if the magic number is hit in the next year, it was arrived at under the Bush administration.

Anonymous said...


I just saved 40 million jobs. See? You all still have them. I'm a wizard.

Anonymous said...


Ahh i see the idolatry of Obama continues for the right wing. You're the only ones calling him "the messiah" so that means you've mentally elevated him to that level. Sounds like a religious conundrum to me.

The Black Sphere said...

@youliveinfear: We may be calling him The Messiah (in jest of course), but it is the liberals who are living and breathing Obama.

As much as I honor Reagan, I never idolized him.

Liberals drink from the fountain of holy water that is Obama. And you will soon discover that the pipe run right into the toilet water!

Lillith2008 said...

Trust me youliveinfear....I too call him that in jest and yes with some sarcasm. I idolize No man like some of you Libs do..some were fainting at his rallies, screaming like groupies etc.. My only idol is God!!

The Black Sphere said...

Lilith, we agree on this!

Anonymous said...

From: Tim Arnold
Date: December 22, 2008

It is all smoke and mirrors always has been, always will be.

Anonymous said...

From: Paul Kremer
Date: December 22, 2008

He had to raise the number because Bush saved 2 million jobs with the auto bailout.

Anonymous said...

From: Robert Schroeder
Date: December 22, 2008

Has anyone noticed that she dropped her married name Schlossberg? I think things are going sour in Camelot and she's looking for a job now.

The Black Sphere said...

@Robert - She actually never carried that name...what, marginalize "Kennedy"? No way! But she is getting divorced, so it likely doesn't matter anyway.

Anonymous said...

From: Gregg Huskin
Date: December 22, 2008

Sure! why not? Any living Roosevelts' available? Carters? Johnsons?

maddmath said...

What's billions in dollars when you have a print and spend mentality? With barfbama's print and spend strategy, you have a limitless supply of money to bribe. . . I mean stimulate anyone. Of course by the time you get those freshly printed bank notes, they will be worth less than the paper they're printed on. I guess the masses didn't get that lesson in their Chicago (or any public) school. Perhaps I should move to Zimbaway.

The Black Sphere said...

Madmath1, they could use a good man like you in Zimbabwe right now! You could replace Mugabe.

Anonymous said...

From: Suzanne Moles
Date: December 22, 2008

Remember during the campaign it was 5 million green jobs......are they still in play?

Anonymous said...

funny funny funny
personally, I call him Obamalamadingdong. It just fits.

I am very pleased to say that our "do nothing congress" gave themselves and my hubby a very nice raise at the end of this mighty fine year.


Merry Christmas Kevin.
I hope you have a safe and very joyful Christmas


Anonymous said...

From: Damon Viers
Date: December 23, 2008

For the record, all the "green" jobs will be going to the labor unions. They won't be "new" jobs. The labor unions will merely call their members back to work. You know, the union members that are sitting around on unemployment- with your tax dollars footing the bill.

Bob Sorensen said...

Remember the show, "Leave it to Beaver"? Let's make, "Leave it to Liberals". Just leave it to liberals to Monkey around with figures without facts, and go Ape with taxpayer dollars. But I feel that I have to Squirrel away my wealth so that those Weasels don't Ferret it out...Are these animal jokes doing anything for you?

The Black Sphere said...

LOL Storm!

Anonymous said...

From: Thomas Drake
Date: December 29, 2008

The key phrase the chosen one utters "...create or SAVE 3 million jobs..." TELL ME- how can you determine "saved" jobs. He'll just claim losses would have been worse if he didn't (fill in wack-job program here). said...


I am a first time reader of your blog. You have a unique way of getting the point across. I enjoy reading your posts, as it brings to light, some interesting points. Although, I did not support Obama during the election, he is the President-Elect, and deservers our respect if he is going to pull the rabbit out of the hat. One statement you made on a previous post has really stuck in my head. “Black Americans are smarter than what meets the eye. Now that the ship is going down, pass the helm over to a black man.” This actually makes since if you stand back and look at the facts. He / We are in for a rough ride.
Thank You and keep up the great blog...

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