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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Obama – I Got the Power

The mere presence of The Messiah, America's new president-elect caused a power surge in Oahu the other day. 

Like Zeus himself, Obama created a thunderstorm, so that the world would know his wrath. It is likely that the only light shining on the island was that light created by Obama himself.

Obviously oblivious to his carbon footprint, Obama et al were staying in what was describe as a $9 million, five-bedroom oceanfront home near downtown Honolulu. A residence befitting an IL politician, wouldn't you say? 

And how would power be restored Obama's temporary residence?  As this article points out:

Honolulu Mayor Mufi Hannemann said three generators had been installed earlier for Obama's rented compound. He said a fourth generator which Gov. Linda Lingle had sent for Obama was turned away, but the power company later set up a bigger one in the neighborhood in case it was needed.

I wonder if all Kenyans are treated with such care when visiting Hawaii? And what of Hawaii's own citizens? It appears that Hawaii's citizens will not get the royal treatment:

Hawaiian Electric Co. spokeswoman Jan Loose said power to some neighborhoods would likely not be restored until late Saturday.

"Keep your fingers crossed. We should have everybody restored. But folks on the east side will be out most of the morning," Loose said in radio interviews.

Apparently generators are only for African coup leaders. And rightfully so, I say, as they have earned it!

The power outage prevent printing of the paper, so unfortunately Obama was not able to read about how great he is, while on vacation.  Luckily he had his Blackberry.

Asked why he didn't just restore power and show mercy to all Hawaiians, and Obama's only comment was, "I got the power."

That's my rant!

© 2008 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


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28 comments:

SureHowDoYouKnow said...

Another great article that brought thought and a smile! Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Kevin, you and stupid Black men like you are the reason Rush Limbaugh lives and spews out so much hate and venom toward Black people...get a brain! Being a Black Republican has gotten you where? The Republican Party laughs at Blacks such as yourself...Instead of "Barack, the Magic Negro" it should have been "The Loss Mentality of the Black Republican"...you make your grandparents ashame, for YOU act as though there are NO responsible Black Democrats out there "doing it for themselves"...You are not the only Black man in America that has been blessed with the "no excuse mentality", but you seem to have acquired the "I AM BETTER THAN MOST BLACKS MENTALITY"..what a shame, for you, as a Black man will never have the respect of the party that you uphold as being a part of, and you have lost the respect of the people that you have such "low" expectations and respect for...let's just pray that the God of hope and faith, the one that sits high and looks low, will have mercy on you for your hypocrisy and hate...

The Black Sphere said...

I may not be better than most "anon", but I am better than you. I love it when you "suckas" attack the ones among us who are actually doing something with our lives. And despite our attempts to show you the way, you are content to stay on the plantation, and kiss Massa's big ol' "insert color here" butt!

Unlike you, I actually know the history of Blacks, and I exalt (look it up lib) our people and our struggle. Had it not been for you bottom-feeders, we would be the titans of industry, and could actually spot a poverty pimp like Obama.

So hey, drinking red kool-aid saves on lipstick, so do what it takes to keep from hitting some productive member of society up for a buck!

By the way, the question you should be "axing" yourself is "What has voting Democrat gotten you?"

When you enter the sphere I suggest a few things:

1 - Knowledge...don't bring a stick to a gun fight. Bring actually knowledge.

2 - a battalion of libs, as no single libs stands a chance.

Anonymous said...

mmaine

theblacksphere blog is one that never disappoints.
Thanks, as always, for your insights about Obama.
"Rant On!!"

Anonymous said...

HOWDOYOUKNOW

This is a great blog.. he will be discovered by "everyone" one day and we will be able to say we knew him when.. : ) Looking forward to many more interesting articles!

Anonymous said...

tasine

A fun read as usual. No newspaper to read about his greatness in, huh? LOL!

Anonymous said...

Navigator7

Did you read one of the comments?:

"""Anonymous said...
Kevin, you and stupid Black men like you are the reason Rush Limbaugh lives and spews out so much hate and venom toward Black people...get a brain! Being a Black Republican has gotten you where? The Republican Party laughs at Blacks such as yourself...Instead of "Barack, the Magic Negro" it should have been "The Loss Mentality of the Black Republican"...you make your grandparents ashame, for YOU act as though there are NO responsible Black Democrats out there "doing it for themselves"...You are not the only Black man in America that has been blessed with the "no excuse mentality", but you seem to have acquired the "I AM BETTER THAN MOST BLACKS MENTALITY"..what a shame, for you, as a Black man will never have the respect of the party that you uphold as being a part of, and you have lost the respect of the people that you have such "low" expectations and respect for...let's just pray that the God of hope and faith, the one that sits high and looks low, will have mercy on you for your hypocrisy and hate...

6:08 PM, DECEMBER 27, 2008"""

I look upon Anon's word as just the opposite.
Without the lunacy of the Liberal Left, Conservative Talk Radio and the conservative agenda would not be pursued!

Black or White

Anonymous said...

@ HOWDOYOUKNOW

Hongqi12

We should get a discount when he starts the paid subscription service. ;)

Anonymous said...

thoughtsonthis

@Anonymous I think you have it all wrong. Why would the republicans laugh at Kevin? The republican party has done more for Blacks than the democrat party. Just go to www.nationalblackrepublicans.com There you can educate yourself, then come back and apologize to theblacksphere for those snide remarks.

By the way, I am a grandmother and I am proud of Kevin for his honesty and wit, and I know his grandmother is also. There is nothing for her to be ashamed of, if she were here God rest her soul. Keep on ranting, Kevin

The Black Sphere said...

@Anon...you have my surrogate grandmother chiming in on this. Listen to the wisdom of your elder, and study history.

At this point, I haven't taken you to school, as I know that even basic facts will give a Lib a migraine. Lest I make your head explode.

So for now, gloves still on, I bequeath you quarter, so that you may go study.

Thoughtsonthis, thank you for your kind words...and I hope you had a Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!

Anonymous said...

Zubata

Funny one Kevin. When I first saw the news I figured Obama sucked all the energy out of the poor little island but I like your description of his Zeus impersonation much better. Keep up the good work

Anonymous said...

emailowndme

A black man is elected president and suddenly he's messiah...

I mean, I'm excited that we have someone who is not the norm, but your republican praise for the man...You all must really love this guy, good for you, I'm still cautiously optimistic, but it's nice to see people who fully support our new president elect. I can only hope you give him the same respect and devotion you would give the god of your bible.

The Black Sphere said...

@emailowndme - He's the messiah, because the libs say he can cure all their ills! I solemnly promise to support him, the way the libs supported Bush.

Anonymous said...

Hongqi12

"If you're taking flak, you're over the target."

What I have found, is that more you drive the left bat-shit crazy, you can bet your thoughts are DOBA (Dead on Balls Accurate).

Anonymous said...

Navigator7

LOL theblacksphere,

If I am to believe some on the Left...You've plenty of "bitch slappin" left!:

o You are less of a man because you don't go along to get along???

o Evidently, you are black, therefore you are required to "think" a certain way. When you don't you deserve to be hated???

o You don't use your political philosophy as a tool for plundering as our new Marxist Commander in Chief and the Gov. of the great state of Illinois might have. (Just going by what Joe the Plumber and the FBI have said)

o Your lack of a brain inspires Rush Limbaugh to new heights??? How dare you help out Rush!

o Imagine all the blacks in America as thoughtful as you?: "The Loss (sic) Mentality of the Black Republican". Howard Stern in the unemployment line???

o I can't detect a "I AM BETTER THAN MOST BLACKS MENTALITY" from you. You have definitively taken advantage of what ever education came your way. Kudos!

o As you have lost the respect of all blacks for eternity, can you tell me who the God of hope and faith might be??

Ok Ok...I digress! ;-)


In the meantime, Rock On Brother!
I'll cheerfully return to your blog with high hopes and prospects of enjoying yet another bloodletting and mental meltdown of your nemesis(s).

Anonymous said...

reland1

count me in. . .I love your blog!

Stormbringer said...

I love it...you're not really black, are you? Blackness is defined as Liberalism, among other things. At least, according to your Liberal detractors. You're right in not taking them to school, the truth hurts. But you did give a good Ralph Kramden "Pow! Zoom! To the moon!"

And if the attacks ever get to you, maybe this will help: "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
— Winston Churchill

The Black Sphere said...

Stormbringer, I can take it, because I have the truth on my side, and also I'm just a true badass! :-)

Anonymous said...

The Obama-messiah thing has been done to death and it's just not getting the job done anymore. Try coming up with a new joke to base your blog on.

Stormbringer said...

Obummer IS the joke. If he gets over his tin plated swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood mentality, the intelligent people of the country can find another reason to laugh at him.

madmath1 said...

Anon should learn from his/her 7th grade history. Who was it that freed the Slaves. Uh, helloooo, heard of Abraham Lincoln? What party was he? Oh look, it says REPUBLICAN! The first no less. Who was it that fought the desegration bills in the 50's. Oh, was that the democrats? Who nominated the first blacks to the supreme court and Secretary of state? Lets see, Bush I and Bush II. Who voted no? ALL DEMOCRATS!! What a maron. Why does all the supermajority of hate and ignorance come from the left?

The Black Sphere said...

My posse is the SMARTEST! Great comments folks! Gotta love Anon

Marc said...

I read this blog at least once a month. Sometimes, I am like, "Wow, ballsy and insightful!" Thats what make me come back. Then other times, after I see posts like this, I think, "Maybe this is one of guys who just isn't happy unless he has cross-hairs pointed at him."

Really Kevin, I not buying that you had nothing better to do. Are you really picking on Barack cause he is getting special treatment? The President elect of the most powerful nation on earth, with no power to his "rented" compound seems like a major security risk to me.

The Black Sphere said...

@Marc - You read this blog only once a MONTH! And I thought you were my friend? :-)

No crosshairs wanted, just good old fashion satire, and the occasional "brain nudge"!

Anonymous said...

eliot2000

Article spends time repeating the same tired Obama-as-Christ joke that has been done (and done better) a million times before, for most of its length then attempts to make case that because the president-elect got a generator, that he's receiving special treatment he does not deserve. Wait till he gets Air Force One. "A Kenyan on Air Force One?!?!"

Also, kindly keep your republican christ/antichrist fantasies to yourselves. They speak more about your personal psychological issues than anything meaningful in a larger context. Liberals are excited about the prospect of a competent, ethical president for the same reason that people emerging from the desert are excited about water. 75% of the nation is excited about the change also.

The Black Sphere said...

@Eliot2000 or was it "Idiot2000"? Yo Mama!

Anonymous said...

@eliot2000 -

IslandDogIslandDog

Obama? Ethical? LOL.

He makes the Clintons look honest. And stop repeating the 75% of America wants change nonsense, which you are basing on a biased media poll.

Anonymous said...

Kadane

Anon needs a history lesson. Republicans not Democrats have fought for the rights of minorities. We just don't believe in a "free ride" therefore we are dubbed uncaring racist. Everyone has the same opportunity regardless of race, color or creed to be whatever they chose and live how they choose. We may not believe in the gays and lesbians marrying but no one stops them from living together just live many others. Your rant against Kevin speaks volumes of who you are. Selfish and opinionated. And eliot2000, 75% of voters did NOT vote for Obama or are excited about his suppose change, were you homeschooled by liberal drop outs or just smoke to much of what you have home grown? Either way 54% is hardly a slam dunk. So he paid for the presidency, paid workers 10$ an hour to register um people to vote??? Canvas neighborhoods? Whatever, he bought their votes, same pay to play mentality from Chicago and his friends at ACORN. Well you two be proud of who is elected while me, I will keep my County First sign in my living room window for the next 4 years so I can remind everyone I am not the reason for all the Dem's bailouts of banks, autos, their connection to Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae and for all the taxation that is about to take place. I may even put the McCain/Palin sign back in my yard on Jan 21 along with a yellow ribbon as my country is being held hostage by liberals who only know how to tax and spend.