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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Obama European Trip - Manna From Heaven

I must admit, I am all tingly up my leg at the prospect of Obama visiting Europe. This trip will be this Conservative blogger's manna from heaven. I may even write blogs in advance, since predicting Obama's failures has become somewhat of a pastime of mine.

When you send a child to do a man's work, you have to expect that mistakes will be made. It reminds me of when my kids were young, and I encouraged them to help me with chores. It was to build their character. Invariably it ended up taking me more time to finish a project, as I had to undo what they had done. But it did build their character. The problem for Obama is he has no father-figure to help him. Wait...there is Crazy Joe!

So the next president will find himself or herself (shameful plug for Sarah Palin) with the fun task of undoing Obama snafus. Untangling Obama's rats' nests will be difficult, to say the least.

Obama's delegation I hear is around 500 people. Needless to say, TOTUS will be among them. We all know that TOTUS really runs the country.

TOTUS notwithstanding, this trip Europe won't be quite as ingratiating for Obama as when he was a presidential candidate. The world wanted a weak idiot American president, and they got one. Little did they know how bad Obama would be for the world economy? Suckas!

There are already a few hot buttons for the G20 attendees, like the devaluation of the dollar, and frankly many nations' legitimate disgust with Obama's policies. How will Obama handle not being considered a rock star? He will handle it like a washed up rock star…Poorly.

So it's a new day in America's foreign policy. Let's see how Obama does with real heavyweights. From my easy-chair, I can tell you that there is only one direction it can go. Way up, when compared to the recent fiasco by Hillary "Housewife" Clinton.

If Obama were to get chased out of Britain, that would be a step up from that debacle. He is in fact meeting with Gordon Brown and the Queen. I think the State Department is sending them a case of Ripple and some $3 chuck wine…Snoop Dogg's label. Late? Of course it will arrive late...but good question!

What I find interesting about our media is they are positioning with Americans that "the booing you hear is not directed at Obama." Are you so sure, mainstream media?

Obama's heat will come at the G20 Summit, where he can expect no quarter. It is said that he wants to build consensus on the global economy. America represents 60% of the global economy, and Obama is looking for consensus. Don't be surprised if he puts the Russians in charge of our economy, or better yet, the UN.

He also wants unity. I say to other nations, be careful getting involved with Obama, as his list of scapegoats need a refresh. If you partner in his madness, he will have you by the short hairs. Just ask the Chinese.

I'm just a layman in such matters, however I suspect the Chinese, our largest creditor will be asking for their Chinese Express card back. At the very least they will be lowering the credit limit, taking us from the Gold Card to the Green Card.

They really want to revoke the card, but Obama has a grip on their naughty bits. They are hamstrung by the largest economy in the world. But the Chinese can play with the interest rate.

Finally, Obama will take a side trip to Turkey to pay homage to the Muslim world. He will make sure they are aware that he has done all he can to unarm America. Next on the agenda, Sharia Law for all Americans.

Here's the wrap:

Like all things Obama, this trip will be a dismal failure. Obama believes his "image" will carry the day, and those pensive, snobbish looks will appease world leaders and adorning fans.

But he is not dealing with just an adoring public. These are seasoned politicians, most of whom actually care about their countries, and who actually understand economics.

Nor will the overseas press look the other way when Obama screws up. Reporters in the UK are likely highly motivated to expose Obama as a fraud,as payback for sending Churchill's bust back. I predict we will actually get real footage of Obama's faux pas', and not the sanitized reports we get from our media.

I am anxious to see what excuses or rationalizations Obama's fan club will have upon his return.

Regardless, the Obama team is panicked. They know that even the mainstream media is starting to feed on a bit of Obama fodder. The American media will not want to be scooped by the European media. And once the feeding frenzy starts, neither the Obama team nor the media will be able to shut it down.

As for me, I will enjoy a glass of champagne with my manna from heaven.

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeff Morton at 9:01am March 31

"If Obama were to get chased out of Britain, that would be a step up from that debacle. He is in fact meeting with Gordon Brown and the Queen. I think the State Department is sending them a case of Ripple and some $3 chuck wine…Snoop Dogg's label. Late? Of course it will arrive late...but good question!"
KEVIN, this put me on the floor rolling I nearly pee'd myself!

The Black Sphere said...

@Jeff - Peeing can be freeing, my friend!

Anonymous said...

Steve Van Doren at 9:05am March 31

Maybe this time, Obama will get a properly formatted dvd set of "Good Times" to give to the Brit's. Big, black, and Dynomite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Black Sphere said...

@Steve - You may be on to something. JJ is really running the country! I KNEW it!

Lillith2008 said...

The Emperor will be exposed for the fraud that he is. I hope the media accurately reflects the "real news" of the G20. He may need some valium after they tell him the "truth" of his idiocy.

The Black Sphere said...

Too true, Lilith! I want to see those weak shoulders when his popularity gets in the low 50s then falls below!

Anonymous said...

flashingcurser

He makes an interesting point. The Brits feel Gordon Brown was treated poorly by Obama and staff. I doubt the BBC will be inclined to handle Obama with velvet gloves like the american media currently do. American media will not like being upstaged by the BBC, this might signify the end of the honeymoon with american media.

Anonymous said...

bluto36

i was going to say that his trip will at least stop the damage he is doing stateside but i have been underestimating him for the last few months.

Anonymous said...

itstodditstodd

spare change we can believe in...

Clifton B said...

Good post! I totally agree with the take on the British press. I for one will be refreshing the Telegraph page like a madman!

One point I would like to add. Obama suffers from the classic liberal belief that other nations have the WORLDS best interest at heart. Nothing could be further from the truth. Other nations are looking out for themselves 24/7/365.

As such, I expect them to pull the wool over his eyes with policies mascarading as Global when it fact they are clearly anti American or totally in support of their own nation.

emptysuit said...

I'm reading and watching news clips as I'm blogging. This will be the tell all about Obama trip. Like you I'm anxious to see and hear excuses from Obama and his supporters. By the time he return I'm sure the U.S. would be considered the worst place on earth.

pops1911 said...

Maybe we can get Europe to keep him while he is over there. I don't care whether he is horizontal or verticle - they can have him permanantly!

Oh well, never happen. Good article though, we'll see how it plays out.

John P. said...

Obama to Europe: "Those Americans aren't like you and me,... blah blah blah,..."

All he has to do is bash America like he's done since the beginning and they'll cheer him. The really are this simple.

John P. said...

the = they, sorry for the typo.

The Black Sphere said...

@JohnP - I agree. The idea that each country is interested in some "common" community is incredulous, as far their well-being is concerned. But such is Obama...World President!

The Black Sphere said...

@CliftonB - It warms my heart when other Black Conservatives hit the blog. It validates what I already know...there are many of us. And when non-Blacks see this, I think it invigorates them. Thanks for stopping by Clifton and for a great comment!

The Black Sphere said...

@Emptysuit - I think Obama is going to get his wings clipped.

The Black Sphere said...

@pops1911 - I agree, if there is a country that likes Obama, please keep him!

Ron B said...

This is nothing short of another campaign stop for Big "O". He went to Europe during his campaign for the Presidency now he is returning like a bad version of General MacArthur returning to the Phillipines all the while campaigning for the Supreme Potentate of the World. "People of Europe I have returned......" They loved him during the campaign of 2008 now that he has out socialized France they are not so enamored with him anymore.

Of the 500 people going with him how many are members of ACORN? They have got to get those European and Turkish people registered to VOTE by 2010. Since they did such an excellent job with the illegal alien population of the US in 2008 Democrats will need every additional vote in this next cycle.

Excellent points. I will wait for his gaffes and blunders. I also will wait for the finger pointing too!

Sir RonB

The Black Sphere said...

SirRonB - You FLOOR me! Getting the Turkish votes ready for 2010. This is the type of thinking that I love, Dude! I can see the campaign buttons now!

The Pondering Catholic said...

Some how I have a feeling this will be different than the election, when they drooled all over themselves. They did not want him for "him". They wanted him cuz he would weaken our country, and they knew it! You know, a robber loves when a home owner has a lab, cuz the lab basically puts their arm around the robber and shows him the silver. It is the pit bull a robber dreads as he breaks open that door. We have the sloppy lab! We will be watching him fetch while he is in over there, all of their silly bones! And they will be humored tossing them. Ughhh....

The Black Sphere said...

@Pondering - He's no lab Dear, he's a lapdog!

madmath1 said...

Having Britain throw him out, you can pee on me and call it manna. Let the BBC embarass the press here since they so badly need it. The press there aren't so easily enthralled except maybe France and Germany, but they've been taken over by the Muslims so any enemy of the US is a friend of theirs.

As for his naive notion that he thinks all the other countries, except ours of course since we're the only real evil country left in the world, have the world's interest at heart. Where has he been living for the last 50 years? Oh yea, Chicago, I forget they live in their own surreal universe there. Just look at the UN which has been a completely failed and corrupt organization from day one to see how countries will screw each other other, especially the US and Israel. The only interest the world has in common is they're unified in screwing the US and Israel. So on that front, he has something in common with the rest of the world and why he thinks he's the best candidate for World President.

One can only hope he takes it like a Rock Star and retires. However, we'll be left with crazy Joe and most likely Peloski as VP and I don't see how that's any better though the infighting would get too interesting.

Stormbringer said...

I keep thinking that this European trip should include Clark and Ellen Griswold. The entire administration looks like rejects from the worst National Lampoon movies.

My Word Verification is "averse". Yes, yes I am. Very.

The Black Sphere said...

madmath1 - I agree my man, and favorite mathematician!

The Black Sphere said...

@stormbringer - The Griswold's! Too funny!

Ron B said...

Had he not ticked off the Swiss he probably could have had George Clooney give him another $1000 per plate fundraiser for that Supreme Potentate job that needs filling.

Sir RonB

Anonymous said...

Jack Rumbaugh at 5:16pm March 31

Think they'll open the Tower of London for him to tour?

Clifton B said...

Hey Black Sphere

Glad to stop follow your blog. You are right, we need to be out there. Perhaps if enough of us step up and speak out, there will be far less Kool Aid drinkers in 2012.

anotherblackconservative.blogspot.com

Lilly said...

PM Brown is not well liked at home, so if BO snubs him like with the dvds, the Brits will like BO more. OUR news media will still sanitize every mistake that he makes, so be sure to watch the UK news outlets!
Kevin- great post, I've been waiting to see what is coming out over there! You always make my giggle and I'll send you a cyber toast with my champagne!

The Black Sphere said...

@Lilly, my pleasure! And PM Brown shouldn't be well liked...he's a socialist!

Parisienne Farmgirl said...

Kevin, You ROCK! This post is amazing, I think some of my Farmgirl, Housewife readers are now addicted to you! I've gotten a couple emails mentioning a link to your blog that I put in a post last week.
GIve a visit for a good recipe and my humble rant on our dear B.O. but in the meantime I am linking you so more people can hear the TRUTH!
PS, I am SO stealing your countdown widget!!!!

The Black Sphere said...

Parisienne - Merci beaucoup, bien sur. Ca marche!

The countdown widget came from a friend, but feel free to pilfer my site all you want, particularly since you got others to read me!

Take care...