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Sunday, November 09, 2008

Shortest Books Ever Written

I saw a list of the World's Shortest Books, and decided to come up with a few of my own. Here is how many a tormented mind could come up with in about five minutes. How about you see if you can add a few in "Comments"?

“Introducing my Friends”, Barack Obama

“Acts of Love Towards My Grandmother”, Barack Obama

“Bills I Didn’t Sponsor or Co-Sponsor in Congress”, Barack Obama

“Funny Quips”, Whoopi Goldberg & Joy Behar

“How Democrats Have Helped the Black Community”, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi

“Abortion Laws I Didn’t Like”, Barack Obama

“The Unsealed Version of My Life”, Barack Obama

“My Foreign Policy Experience”, Barack Obama

"My Domestic Policy Experience", Barack Obama

“One Happy Family”, Barack Obama

“Obama Talks Military”, Barack Obama

“My Middle-Class Tax Cut”, Barack Obama

“Why I Love America”, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid

“Why I Dislike Radical Islam”, Barack Obama

“How I Plan to Reach Across the Aisle”, Barack Obama

“The Media’s Love Affair with Conservativism”, Keith Ohlbermann

“Profiles of Courageous Liberals”, Harry Reid

We will continue to update this list

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: Embrasing Change "a/k/a
Terriorisim, Barack Obama; 10:50 AM, November 10, 2008
The Black Sphere said...: Let's add a few more...

"My Team of Non-Washington Insiders", B. Obama

"Democrat Presidents I Admire", B. Obama

"Political Favors I Don't Have to Repay", B. Obama

"Deep Thought", J. Biden

"Public Schools to Consider for my Daughters", B. Obama

"Speeches I Haven't Plagiarized", J. Biden with input from B. Obama.

Folks this was just three minutes of "rifting", give me your inputs!; 9:35 PM, November 16, 2008

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Shortest Books Ever Written

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