The Black Sphere: Men Getting Desperate

Drastic times call for drastic measures, and let’s face it, it just doesn’t get any tougher than the economy we have under the Obama administration. People are indeed between a rock and a hard place. Nevertheless, as Obama promised, there is hope, though this time hope comes from… Nevada.

Striking a simultaneous blow to reverse discrimination and the women’s movement, while taking a page out of the “pro-choice” playbooks, Nevada may now legalize male prostitution. That’s right, what has been going on for decades in Washington may be allowed to spread to The Silver State, and wrongs against men “lefted.” Men are now free to choose what to do with their bodies, though they may not be able to choose who to do it with.

Who does the NOW generation of women have to thank for bringing fiscal sanity to Nevada, and ushering in the Age of Aquarius…for men? First, they can thank Obama for wrecking the economy to drive Nevada to such drastic outcome of "men's rights!" However the main one to thank is technology!

Technology now allows for Nevada state officials to test for infectious diseases by performing urethral testing. Prior to this advance in medical testing technology, men with potentially dangerous urethras were left to wander the streets in America’s back alleys in search of Liberal women to service in hippie vans and “by the hour” motels. A dirty business with no guarantees for the safety of the male “service agents.”

“Bill,” a male "service agent" in Nevada who asked not to be identified by his real name told this reporter,

Liberal women are as vicious as they are unattractive. I actually had a Liberal woman bite off one of my areolas, when I refused to kiss her during 'service.' That’s just my rule—no kissing! I would only break that rule for a Conservative woman, but we don’t get any of them.

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7 comments:

said...: man..I really hate being between Barack and a hard place under the cover of "change"...fantastic.

hope you're doing ok, man; 5:23 PM, December 16, 2009
jj solari said...: Barak and Michelle BOTH oughta be excited about this.; 1:58 AM, December 17, 2009
One Mad Mama said...: Well, now we know what Harry Reid can do after he's voted out of office next year!; 9:56 AM, December 17, 2009
Anonymous said...: Now that is a funny (and sad) article, nicely written sir! Personally though prostitution is not something the federal government should mandate (per the Constitution...); 9:36 AM, December 18, 2009
the golden horse said...: Big O has been prostituting himself for quite some time now.
He also must have majored in pandering.; 3:30 AM, December 19, 2009
Anonymous said...: Spencer was right, you all just have a hatred for President Obama and he does will ever be right to you.; 2:22 PM, December 26, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: @Anon - I wouldn't own up to your silly ass comment either, LOL! You and your girlfriend Spencer deserve each other.

Get your head from between Obama's legs and stop playing with his prunes. WAKE UP!; 4:29 PM, December 26, 2009