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Friday, October 02, 2009

Letterman's Lament


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How lucky for Letterman that he is not taken too seriously. Imagine revealing publicly that you are a slimeball, as people laugh along like a laughtrack? Thankfully his wife didn’t have to endure “the good wife” photo op, as Letterman joked of disgracing her and his family. That may be her only solace in all of this.

Letterman quipped on his show that the revelation of all whom he slept with would be embarrassing— “especially for the women!” Perhaps no truer words have been spoken!
Far be it from me to moralize about people. People make mistakes. But I must tell you that I was happy to hear that Letterman is in the “hot seat.” And it’s just beginning. Nevertheless, I know that Hollyweird will come to his aid. “He has to work long nights with staffers,” or “Things just work differently in Hollywood…the pressures.” We will get to witness the lunacy of the Left first-hand!

We may never know exactly whom Letterman slept with. But in the wake of the Polanski story, and frankly just knowing how Liberals are, it wouldn’t surprise me if Letterman slept with anybody and everybody. Just don’t hang around the set after dark! Read more here...

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13 comments:

Mary from Michigan said...

Even though most of us with a brain could ascertain for ourselves after the filthy comments Letterman made regarding Sarah Palin's underage duaghter and A-Rod, Letterman is now officially a dirty old man. One of the perks he enjoys with this status is being blackmailed. Another is that retarded phsycophants in his audience laugh at his admissions of sexual harrassment. Is this racist? No one was laughing when black jurist Clarence Thomas was accused of the same crime... On another note, I'm waiting for Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton to dress the IOC down for racism. They refused the pleas of three very famous blacks, Barack and Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey. The ACLU seriously needs to sue the Olympic Commitee for displaying such obvious racist bias!

Jesse M. said...

I finally purchased my own copy! (now waiting for shipping-)

dubby said...

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Gail said...

I'm not surprised at Letterman's revelation, considering he has shown himself to be crude, angry, childish and morally challenged.

Shocking and appalling to me was the reaction of the audience. Their laughter and applause displayed both the coarsening of our culture and the character of Letterman's audience.

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The Black Sphere said...

@Mary - I agree that Letterman is nothing but a dirty old man, taking advantage of his situation in Hollyweird!

The Black Sphere said...

@Jesse - Glad you got the book! I hope you enjoy it! It's remains the only 5-star political book on Amazon!

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@dubby - Thanks for the compliment on the book! I truly appreciate what you wrote!

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@Gail - I think the audience originally thought it was a joke! I know I did, when I heard him saying it, after the fact.

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jj solari said...

The moments that David Letterman's admissions of love become the worst - at least for me - is when he does his "tongueroll" for vaudevillian emphasis after a joke in his monologue. I see that tongue and I remember his On Air Love Confessions, and I suddenly have the two nightmares converged into one big ugly film clip. As everyone has noticed, but which no journalist has ever written about, David Letterman has the vilest, most alien-looking tongue this side of HP Lovecraft's squid people. It looks like a rust-colored cat penis. It appears - during this piece of schtick - on the right side of his monitor lizard face, between his leathery pre-mammalian lips and, jutting out like an x-rated insect feeler it dashes all the way over to the left side of his Employee Attractant and then swoops away, back into its
eerie tunnel, to await in its lair until, larva-like, it makes its next, random, always unnerving, appearance for another dash across his face, like a an errant face-tail. We are then, once again, appalled to realize there are people on his payroll who have french-kissed that stomach-turning mini-spike. I usually pass out at that point.

nobody said...

Letterman had gay sex with Paul Shaffer you heard it here first.

jj solari said...

i dont know how you can say that, Nobody. Paul Shaeffer sounds just like Aldo Ray. And walks like John Wayne. Why - does he even have one gay mannerism? And David Letterman, him gay? Why he's got cooler looking teeth than Freddie Mercury. and gay guys NEVER have bitchin teeth. Are you saying Freddie Mercury was Gay? HA HA I DONT THINK SO PAL!! And gay guys always marry skanks that look like tank treads went across their face. And Letterman' ol' lady is HOT HOT HOT!!! So you're way off base, son.

geekmom said...

omg letterman is gross! what is wrong with these women? did he have to pay them?