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Sunday, April 26, 2009

McCain Soon to Meet His Inner Mexican

Meet “Juan” McCain. You already know him as John McCain. I doubt that McCain has any true Mexican lineage, based solely on my observation of his fish-belly white complexion. However don’t think this will stop him from getting in touch with his inner Mexican in the very near future.


You see, McCain will finally get a serious challenge for his Senate seat from Chris Simcox, a true patriot and founder of the Minutemen organization—an organization that is focused on the legitimate and irrefutable idea that America’s borders are sovereign. What should be the obvious view of all patriotic Americans renders Simcox a standout.


How better to draw attention to ineffectual RINOs like McCain, than to run against him. I say we join Simcox. Endangered Species Act “be danged;” let’s go RINO hunting! Along with us, RNC should relish in the idea of making a point to other ‘fence-walkers’ by taking a RINO out. And in the case of McCain, deservedly so.


McCain’s has been pandering to illegal aliens, or in this case of Arizona politics, illegal Mexicans, all for the sake of votes for years now. Because the fact of the matter is that no country in the world sanctions illegal immigration—only idiotic liberals and RINOS are willing to thwart sovereign laws. All in support of The New World Order. McCain talks a good game on “straight talk express,” however when it comes to self-preservation, he says, “No speaky Ingles.”


I won’t dismiss all that McCain has done, particularly in service of his country in the armed forces. However he has ridden that gravy train long enough, and it is time to release him of his too long career as a Senator. His constant need to befriend the Left vexes me, as like Obama, he has a need to appear open-minded, a centrist, a moderate, a popularist.


It may surprise you that there is legislation being discussed in liberal circles that will allow illegal aliens to pay a $2000 fine, and three of their last five years taxes, after which they can become legal. Essentially our government is so broke, we are allowing people to buy their way into legitimacy in the best country in the world. Yeah I said it!


For the average conservative, you would be better off petitioning to become an illegal alien, then only paying three of five years taxes, plus the $2000 fine, as you would likely come out thousands of dollars ahead. Do it quick, however before Obama makes Spanish a requirement for our re-citizenship test.


In the case of illegal immigration, McCain finds it convenient to “reach across the aisle”, pandering to racist liberal Democrats, who are always looking for more illegitimate votes. And when a so-called Republican is ready and willing to offer himself up as the poster boy for their ideological dysfunctions, they are happy to oblige.


The next stage after poster boy is whipping boy, as McCain found out during the election. The liberals know when to replace worn out shoes. I think it’s time Republicans learn to do the same.


Here’s the wrap:


Despite McCain having over $3M in funds available for his Senate race, Simcox has a real shot. McCain has enjoyed big wins in his last three runs for Senator of Arizona, however he has essentially gone unchallenged, winning 76% of the vote in 2004. This means he lost 24% of the vote, with no challenger in place.


Not a bad start for Simcox, when you consider McCain proved his campaigning prowess in a contested campaign, where McCain essentially replaced Ned Beaty in the hillbilly scene in Deliverance. Talk about getting publicly “shagged” by a candidate who ran on the nebulous slogan of “hope and change.” Squeal like a pig...Weeee!


McCain’s new challenger actually is a patriot, and has a real cause—Stopping illegal immigration in America. Believe it or not, despite what the lamestream media reports, there are many Mexicans and other immigrants who are in this country legitimately, and who despise those who circumvent the system.


Unlike McCain, Simcox is passionate about the idea that enforcing our country’s immigration laws is the American thing to do. He represents the opportunity for conservatives and Republicans to stand up for a candidate who is willing to rock the establishment, and to prove to the Republican Party that we are serious about extinction of RINOs. This is our opportunity to tell John McCain and his ilk, “No more, friend!” Or in the case of Juan McCain…”No mas, amigo!” After all, he will soon be getting in touch with his inner Mexican.


That’s my rant!


© 2009 Kevin Jackson - The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved


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42 comments:

Poster said...

FTA:

It may surprise you that there is legislation being discussed in liberal circles that will allow illegal aliens to pay a $2000 fine, and three of their last five years taxes, after which they can become legal. Essentially our government is so broke, we are allowing people to buy their way into legitimacy in the best country in the world.
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That's one of the reasons that led to Rome falling, if I recall.

Anonymous said...

If the RNC/GOP wants their base back they HAVE to get rid of the RINOs in office like McCain and others. This is why we need term limits. Great article Kevin!

Julie said...

His inner Mexican, what a hoot.

This will be another election I will be watching with great interest. I think the public's growing dissatisfaction with the way our borders are being handled will show up loudly at the polls.

Lois Grebowski said...

I'm all for immigration. Let's just support it being done LEGALLY. And, yes, we need to enforce our borders.

The Black Sphere said...

@Poster - Thanks for the comnent and the history reminder!

The Black Sphere said...

@Julie - Glad to give you the one promised laugh per blog! And thanks for the constant support!

The Black Sphere said...

@Lois - Legal immigration is what this country was built on! You can't emigrate from America to anywhere, and who wants to leave anyway!

Anonymous said...

Doug Bonner at 3:21pm April 26

dude. that is toooo funny.. what would I do without my daily dose of "The Black Sphere"

The Black Sphere said...

@Doug - I bet you say that to all the bloggers! :-)

Anonymous said...

Dawn Damaris Maldonado Perez at 3:50pm April 26

lmao

Anonymous said...

Terry Kemp at 4:15pm April 26

Great piece and hilarious as usual.

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

I say, "Buena suerte" to Chris Simcox! I am very appreciative of McCain's service to our country, but I think he leans too far left on too many social issues. I only jumped on the McCain bandwagon during the election after Sarah Palin got on board! :)

Ron B said...

Kevin,
Excellent points...wait I got one in my sites....BAAAAM, BAAAAM , BAAAAM

Specter, Snow and Collins down and out. Isn't RINO hunting fun, stuffed and mounted in the annals of history! Just hope the voters of Maine and Pennsylvania wake up too!

The Black Sphere said...

@Amanda - Now don't go speaking "Mexican" or nobody will understand you. But yes, "good evening" to McCain. His time needs to be over!

The Black Sphere said...

@SirRonB - Fancy shooting there Cowboy! Love it. Great comment as always.

49er16 said...

I am all in Kevin. Besides McCain should be due for retirement soon.

Now if we could vote out Fienstein and Boxer out here in California.....

JoeCollins said...

I certainly have my beef w/ McCain, but calling him a RINO dilutes the meaning of the word. Save it for the likes of my senior Senator, 'Snarlen' Arlen Specter.

The Black Sphere said...

@49er16 - Those racist traitors are next, after we clean the turds from our own house!

The Black Sphere said...

@Joe - Sorry to disagree Joe, but you are wrong! McCain is a RINO as well. His biggest sin is wanting to make friends with the enemy! Not cool. He needs to be put out to pasture, or processed into RINO sausage! Get a backbone, jellyfish. Don't let the lamestream media weaken your resolve. They GAVE the Republicans McCain, because they KNEW who he was. They won't declare our candidate again!

Anonymous said...

rightwingattila

Gee, wonder why I didn't vote for the POS McAmnesty?

Cowboy Bob said...

Maybe I can get Ron B to help me with my own shooting. I need it.

I voted for Mac, but it was the lesser of two evils. Still say I'm right because Dumbobama is taking the country to Hell faster than any RINO. The country needs true Conservatives, especially ones that don't need to rely on pandering to illegals to get votes.

No se babble espanol. But welcome to immigrants that want to do it legally.

The Black Sphere said...

@Cowboy Bob - GREAT comment, my friend! I do speaky babble, but just to know what they are saying about me!

Joe said...

I am officially declaring 2010 the "Let’s Go RINO Hunting" year.

For the record, I count EVERY Republican lawmaker who has not stood up to the liberals with the same fervor and tactics the Dems used when THEY were in the minority to be RINO.

Jeff Morton said...

Here's Juanny stuck through the door like Nicholson...Too damned funny!

I hated voting for McInsane.

Even I wrote about this rhino (http://jeffmorton.blogspot.com/2008/04/john-mcinsane-for-president.html)

I will contact you back tomorrow with regard to your email Kevin. Again, sorry for your loss!

The Black Sphere said...

@Jeff - He wast the only choice at the time!

Anonymous said...

bettverboten

Ah ...Yes, the truth spoken so elegantly. RINOs out---------->

Anonymous said...

LeadOffMan

it's time...http://www.simcoxforsenate.com/

Sam said...

Clever rant, as usual. I agree, McCain needs to be put out to pasture. I also believe we should build two fences...with a mine field between 'em.

Gary said...

For those who may not know of Chris Simcox's background, he was a kindergarten teacher in Los Angeles California. I think his potential election to the Senate would be a perfect position for him, since we mostly have a bunch of kindergarteners running the show up there. After all, if something isn't written in crayon, a liberal can't read it. I wonder if Mr. Simcox was a proponent of bi-lingual education? I hope not.

The Black Sphere said...

@Sam - Thanks for the comment!

The Black Sphere said...

@Gary - Clever and so true! Kindergarten teacher teaching Washington insiders. He's overqualified!

Anonymous said...

pattty51

McCain needs to go!

Lynne said...

Thanks for the heads-up regarding Chris Simcox. I've visited his website and will keep an eye on it as he adds more information.

Since the Tea Party, my kids and I have been wanting to work on a campaign and who better to work for than a true Conservative who's running against McCain! (I'm one of the 24% who didn't vote for him when he last ran for AZ Senate.)

The Black Sphere said...

@Lynne - My pleasure, and do what you can to retire him!

madmath1 said...

I've often said the biggest problem with our immigration policy is that we make it too diffcult and punative to do it legally while making it too easy and rewarding to do it illegally. With a immagrant wife and having to deal with Immigration department of the DHS, I can tell you they treat us like we're the criminals having to prove every little detail including that we intend to work, not live off the dole. Meanwhile, knowing darn well most illegals aren't working, they want to let them in rolling out the red carpet. We have to pay our taxes every year and if we miss one, not to mention two, our penalty will be far greater than $2000, less than they pay the coyoties to get them here proving my point. McCain lost because he didn't have a turkey shoot that he normally has in AZ. This was the man in 1986 fought the dems on illegal immigration and the invasion by Japan when we were allowing exports from japan. I remember the quote: "open borders with Mexico, Fuji Apples from Japan and now lights in Wriglyfield. Is nothing scared anymore?". What a fall from grace. As his military service, the war ended nearly 40 years ago. I think 40 years is far too long of a gravy train to ride because as we say in the officiating business, "you're only as good as your last game", well you,'re only as good as your last legislation, McCain and as the last election showed, you're not only uncredous, but you're incompetent. His campaign was the worse I've ever seen by a GOP because he looked more like a dem than BO. McCain, put a fork in you because now that a REAL patriot is running against you, you're done.

The Black Sphere said...

@madmath1 - Excellent comment on how punitive it is to enter the US legally, though I can tell you that it is much more difficult in other countries...as if anybody wants to emigrate there!

madmath1 said...

Yea, Kevin, so I've learned. Austrlia and New Zealand puts us to shame on the punitive scale. That punativeness even goes against the high and mighty US citizen. However, they come no where close, as any other nation as well, on the rewarding of the ILLEGALS. No sane or insane country will reward illegals as the US does. What's worse, they criticise us if we even try to enact laws that are the same as their. Why does we listen to such hyprocacy (which was McCain's biggest campaign headache).

Anonymous said...

pattty51

McCain needs to go!

nerbygirl said...

McCain threw Palin under the bus, and for that alone, I want him gone.
Hypocrite.

The Black Sphere said...

@nerbygirl - I agree, which is why I will be interviewing Simcox on my radio show soon!

myabominableforcefield said...

I've heard tell that the immigration allotment for Mexico is 10 years delayed. That means if you got on the list 10 years ago, you can finally get into the US legally. I'm wondering, if this is true, why no one's talking about doing anything about the real issue here? Why not allow for a few thousand more Mexican immigrants, who actually went through the system and added their names to the list, to come here legally, rather than rewarding those who ILLEGALLY entered? Why reward the law breakers?

BTW: Awesome article! I so agree. Rhino hunt '10.

The Black Sphere said...

@abominable - Thanks for the visit. LOVE seeing "first-timers". Hope you will visit often!