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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Obama Cabinet – Round Two

Are you ready for Round Two of the Obama cabinet debacle? Though Obama hasn't quite finished selecting his first felonious cabinet, it is now time to start considering the undersecretary and deputy secretary positions. I hear that they are combing prisons all over Amerika for potential candidates. If they can't find viable candidates in Amerika's prison system, then the nation's zoos are considered a viable fallback.

When you consider the group that holds the secretary positions, I can't imagine who would want these secondary roles? Perhaps the homeless or illegal aliens.

Working for the current band of idiots would be like working for your teenage nephew. Is it even possible to find less competent people than Obama's cabinet leaders? As with all things is! And they will. My grandmother would say, "Look what the cat dragged in."

I know I'm not the only person in disbelief that Obama hasn't finished with his main cabinet positions. With that work still left to do, why not move ahead with the secondary spots?

Obama is flunking Presidency 101, as he hasn't resolved 99% of these issues already. Yet it's full steam ahead on the wrecking of America. Apparently Obama is indeed omnipotent, and he doesn't need these people in his cabinet. When I consider some of his staff, I'm inclined to agree.

Obama has a lying lunatic, and drunk uncle known as Joe Biden for VP. That's truly a scary thought for America, but it gets little coverage. Biden is one heartbeat away from being president! If Biden was president, that would break the needle of the lunacy scale, and Obama has the needle pegged now. I challenge any liberal or Democrat to join me on my radio show and admit to being proud of Biden as a VP selection. For anyone who takes me up on it, I will buy you an Obama shirt. Email me for details!

Next we have Hillary "Easy Button" Clinton. I reissue the challenge to Hillary lovers to be on my show as well. I have never witnessed a more ineffective Secretary of State in my adult life. It is so obvious that she knows nothing about the role, and is essentially performing "OJT". I think at the very least they should have kept Condoleeza Rice around, so Hillary could shadow somebody with real credentials.

Then we get to Timothy "Duh" Geithner, the guy who is supposed to be in charge of the nation's economy. I guess he read a book somewhere about it…in Sweden! What a loser! This guy must be in possession of controversial pictures of Obama to get and keep this position. I've witnessed more competence in running the auto industry. Oops.

"Mugabe ain't got nothin' on me!" – T. Geithner ["I'm Barack Obama, and I approved that quote!"]

Yet the list of zoo monkeys goes on and on! And I am anxious to see the next list of qualified tax cheats and otherwise incompetents. If given proper media coverage, talk about Reality TV! This is American Idol, The Real World, The Amazing Race, The Bachelor, Survivor, Dancing with the Stars, and Judge Judy (sorry JJ) all rolled into one! ObamaNation – Real Politik TV

That will be the highest rated show ever! Roll in the next troll. Somehow I think William Hung of American Idol fame would come out looking like a genius on the ObamaNation - Real Politik TV show.

Here's the wrap:

Obama has many key spots to fill. Given his aggressive agenda you would think he had already filled these roles. After all he is taking on socializing the auto industry and strategizing for bank takeovers.

Obama takes his role as Idiot in Chief of the armed forces seriously, so he is meddling in Afghanistan and now he has the potential huge war in Somalia…with those four Somali pirates. Update: He won!...thanks to some highly trained Navy SEALs.

Add to this the socialization of health care, and the War on Achievement being fought here in Amerika against hardworking, taxpaying conservative, and you can see that Obama indeed has his hands full.

We can only hope that between the prisons and the zoos, Obama can get these positions filled quickly. I know that once this is complete, I will have a full-time job of watching ObamaNation – Real Politik TV. Thank God for Tivo!

That's my rant!

© 2009 Kevin Jackson – The Black Sphere All Rights Reserved



Darin said...

Dude, do you get a lot of hate mail from the brothas?! %)) Hang tough...

Rainboskies said...

This from an Administration that opened shop in December. What did they accomplish besides that faux-seal and podium...?

The Black Sphere said...

@Darin - I get less than you think. And when I do get it, my response is usually enough to "melt" the brain of the above avg liberal. If I actually want to I can explode their feeble minds like a stuffed tick!

The Black Sphere said...

@Rainbowskies - This is the do-nothing presidency, and what I have deemed "The Era of Brown Underwear"

Ron B said...

Can't fill those first string positions yet the second team when he is focusing on how to prove his basketball prowess in bracket picking, determining what words will be best to insult America (he did take a page from Jeremiah Wright on that) and let's not forget the 6 months it took to pick a dog.

When I wanted a dog, I went to Pet's Mart on adoption day and brought two home with me. And he can't give me that crap about allergies, he shouldn't have promised it if one of the children has allergies. He should have promised them Bentley's on their 16th birthday instead. Besides a Bentley won't poop in the den.

I am still loving that Era of Brown Underwear line. LOL

Sir RonB

The Black Sphere said...

Sir RonB - Glad to make you laugh mon frere! And I will take a Bentley over a dog on my Sweet 16 any day!

madmath1 said...

Let see. Obama is working in his bench for the Government Basketball team when he yet to have a starting Center, point guard, and power forward. Oh yea, I would love to see the butchery against a jr. High team here. This man can't even fill his cabinet posts. Heck, if I wasn't white and sane, given my situation, I would be tempted to take one. After all, I wouldn't be expected or REQUIRED to actually accomplish anything. But I don't care for the idle life and he could turn on me on a moment notice. It's hard enough living that why with a wife, I don't need it from an employer as well. Some how, living under a bridge seems more palable.

What a circus and yet anyone with a brain could had seen it. As it is, I was overhearing my mother and brother praising how good of a president he's been so far and how he's trying. They couldn't name one thing he's accomplished (though I was able to list the tripling of the national debt and that's just for this year's spending, but they chanted the Bush's fault mantra), but what can be expected from liberal voters who are just as much of a part of this circus as the adminstration. Like I tell my mom's conservative boyfriend (other than why he stays with my mother), my mother is all for him until he goes after her 401(k). Then I'll get back to her but I suspect she'll still priase him, but I can't wait, or figure out, to hear for what.

Anonymous said...


I have a feeling that, no matter how much you slam Ogabe for his future cabinet picks, he will choose people even worse than you expect.

IT's all ideology with him. Show me a communist lefty who wants to completely undermine and destroy traditional America, and I"ll show you a future cabinet member.

I thank God we haven't felt the consequences yet, but they're coming.

They're coming.

Mugabe style inflation, wheelbarrows of money to buy a loaf of bread. It's coming.

Big Dave

The Black Sphere said...

@Big Dave - They are coming, and unfortunately this may be the wake up call that Amerika needs. Buy seeds people...and land!

The Black Sphere said...

@madmath1 - I agree, take a position where not is accomplished and nothing is really expected. Two words: Union, government.

Anonymous said...


Isn't it time for Deputy Secretary of State William Ayers?

Anonymous said...


I thought he was set up for Deputy Secretary of Propaganda/Education.

Lois Grebowski said...

Dude, I just love made me spew tea from my nose this morning.

You are "spot on" for a lot of things. Scary, ain't it?

I'm passing a link to your blog over to my favorite conservative radio host here in Nashvegas, TN...

Keep up the good work!

The Black Sphere said...

@Lois - I love you too! And I would be happy to guest on your TN radio show. If you want to contact me by email, I will give you some info for your radio host, so he can get to know me! Email is

Lilly said...

It's on the job training at it's finest! Thanks for the rant Kevin!
I'm off to our local tea party!

Sam said...

Kevin, I will buy you a cold beverage of your choice.

You knocked the back out of it again.

Good job my friend!

The Black Sphere said...

@Lilly - Go give 'em some tea, Lil!

The Black Sphere said...

@Sam - Anytime, my friend!

paz said...

I would say with Kevin's articulate, hate mail would make the e-mailer go away feeling stupid. He is articulate to the point of putting that person down and they would not even know it. Plus if you have time to do hate mail I guess u are living on my taxes while I have no time but to work 13 hours a day as no raises here in the healthcare field - offshoring you know. The haters have a lot of time to dispel hate because it does not take much for their stupidity to throw out lightning rods. Oprah is the queen of hate along with "look how fast I went up in life on hate" Sharpton. BTW, can u tell me what church Sharpton is a reverend at...yea that is what I thought...NONE.

The Black Sphere said...

@Paz - I'm not sure what you are saying here, as "I am feeling stupid, but don't know that you are making me feel that way?"

Margaret said...

I am new here but your posts are brilliant.
I am an Australian observer. I agree with everything that you are stating.

The Black Sphere said...

@Margaret - Thanks for visiting, and I am glad you will come back!