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Friday, April 10, 2009

Obama Wants to Control Weather

Most of you thought Obama is simply a narcissist, intent on ruling the world. An elitist. However, now we have concrete proof that Obama wants to be GOD.

It turns out Obama now wants to control the weather! He actually wants to cool the earth. If you need any more evidence that Democrats and Liberals are truly insane, then I can only conclude that you are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic!

Can you even imagine the size of the air conditioner needed to "cool the earth?" Do you know how much heat that AC unit would generate?! it would be like living next to the sun, wherever that big cooler was. This would be like trying to cool the White House by opening a refrigerator door!

So Liberals, who would run a lemonade stand into bankruptcy, now want to control the weather! I just want to know who will be in control of the thermostat?

At companies they lock the thermostat control. When I was growing up, my grandfather was the only one who could touch it, though I know my grandmother adjusted it, when nobody was looking. So did I. Point is, though there was a dictator in control, in this case, my grandfather, we still had access. I don't see it happening this way in ObamaNation.

I suspect with ObamaNation, they will put the UN in control of it. We will need to get the world's permission to adjust the temperature in America. And you know they will keep America Africa hot!

But in the remote chance that Obama decides to keep his "god" title, here's the way I see this going.:

"Mr. President, there appears to be a heat wave approaching."

"Uh…uh…where?"

" Texas, Sir."

"Uh…uh, remind me how they voted?"

"Sir Texas went Republican…except for one county…Harris County 83% blacks and hispanics"

Uh, well, uh, then give Harris County some rain, but none anywhere uh, but nowhere else. That'll teach 'em!"

So Democrats tried controlling blacks in the 1800s, essentially justifying having people work for free. They called it slavery back then. Now it's just called "being a stupid Conservative." Anyway, when racist Democrats weren't working us beyond human and humane capacity, they were beating us, raping us, selling us, starving us, or just tormenting us, for shiggles.

Now they feign remorse, like Sen. Byrd, George Wallace, and many other cross-burning racist Democrats of the KKK ilk.

"Black people, we are so sorry for our evil ways, like putting the KKK on you, and keeping a brother down. But it was those Republican's fault for stirring up a mess, and fighting for your freedom. If they hadn't meddled, then we could have kept you in the fields."

Here's the wrap:

As if there is not enough for Obama to screw up, now he wants to shift his attention and add the weather to his list of screw ups.

When did the man get a degree in meteorology? Does he not know that there are entire rooms of supercomputers dedicated to predicting the weather, and they get it wrong all the time! But then, what's a group of supercomputer in comparison to the brain of Obama? Pssst!

And there is plenty of evidence that Obama can indeed control things for the better, for example his economic policy and its effect...maybe that's not a good example.

Ok, foreign policy. Hmmm, after the hand kiss, the Russian button, and well…maybe that's not a good example.

Ok, here's a good one -- military strategy. This is tougher than I thought. I may have to get back with you on this.

I got it! Obama is great at controlling racist Democrats in Congress…and the media!

That's my rant!

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31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeff Morton at 8:55am April 10

he also wants to control the "pink hearts, yellow moon & green clovers!"

ElCee said...

Nah, not even Congress gave hime everything he wanted.

He needs to get that puppy. Dogs will do whatever you tell them, if you put some effort into training them. Oh. Never mind.

The Black Sphere said...

@ElCee - Funny!

Anonymous said...

Laura Johnson Hazen at 9:32am April 10

Cool the Earth - Great! Michigan winters are cool enough. We still have trace amounts of snow on the ground. He needs to shed his God complex.

Anonymous said...

Rosemary Bolton at 9:36am April 10

Unbelievable...

Anonymous said...

John A. Van Doren at 9:42am April 10

so true so true

Anonymous said...

Steve Van Doren at 9:58am April 10

Where have you been Kev? We have always known of this Great one. He has arrived!!! And what do you know, Easter is around the corner. Instead of moving that big rock from his tomb entrance all he had to do was remove the Berlin wall. Oops, I'm sorry, the Great Ronald Reagan already did that. Sorry to you Obama disciples, but our true servant of God has already come and gone.

Deekaman said...

And they laughed at Reagan for wanting to shoot down ballisitic missiles.

The Black Sphere said...

@Deekaman - Too funny and so true!

Anonymous said...

BillE3

Science has been predicting a cooling trend. Perfect timing for politicians to claim they can change climate and give you results to back up their claim.

People really are mentally challenged masses. Lenin knew what he was talking about.

Ron B said...

"...keep America Africa hot!" LMAO

This guy must have worked for P.T. Barnum at some point. He has clowns (Clinton, Geithner, Biden, Holder, Emanuel, et al) in his administration. He thinks that there is a sucker born every moment (trying to make us buy into his way of thinking). And he has more balls in the air than a Harlem Globetrotters shoot-around. Say it with me Mr. President.....F O C U S. Pick something that you are good at and stay with it(wishful thinking).

Now we have to deal with the two terrorist threats.....Islamic and Environmentalist. At least we know the Islamic terrorist seek to kill us 'grave yard dead' but the Environmentalist terrorist seek to destroy our way of life, tax us into oblivion and make us reuse our toilet paper(eeewww!).

I will let the Defense Department deal with the Islamic threat but I will deal with the Environmentalist...I think I will go flush my toilet right now just for the heck of it. I just threw an aluminum can in the trash and I am going to visit my girlfriend for lunch in my gasoline powered Japanese car.

Sir RonB

Anonymous said...

So right on all the time! All I can say is I love, love, love your blog!!!
Keep it up!

The Black Sphere said...

SirRonB - OMG Dude, you had me rolling! "graveyard dead". This was funnier than my blog! Love it!

The Black Sphere said...

@Anon - Reveal thyself, Fan! Thanks for the visit, the comment, and hopefully we can get you to follow us elsewhere!

Ron B said...

On a more serious note when I heard this yesterday I was thinking just like you wrote. What AC unit would they be using and how much energy would it put off. Or maybe he would do what the Governor here in Georgia did one year and that was a rain dance to alleviate the drought we were facing at the time.

"Change You Can Believe In"

Sir RonB

Anonymous said...

kemp34

The hubris of these folks can be quite baffling.

Anonymous said...

pokechop

NO I"M GOD!! /s

Anonymous said...

Taquoshi

There has only been one Person that I know of that was able to control the weather and his name definitely was not Barack Obama!!!

Anonymous said...

doctorf1956

This just keeps getting funnier! The Odumbo Presidential insanity train just keeps rolling on.

Nancy said...

Kevin I just watched your video "Great Moments in Democrat Racist History - FDR" on theblacksphere01 you tube channel. Short but very good video.
I look forward to more videos from the black sphere.
I subscribed to your you tube channel. Thanks.

The Black Sphere said...

@Nancy - Glad to have you join us, and thanks for connecting on YouTube. Send that link to dozens of folks so we get it viral!

We are intentionally keeping them short because of the attention span of people these days!

Joe said...

Haven't you heard? President BO is so hip that he knows everything.

HE will control the thermostat...just as he has suggested for our computerized thermostats that will report the temp of our homes to the feds.

Reminds me of my pastor who invited people to adjust the thermostat in the foyer of the church if they were not comfortble. Unknown to them, it was a dummy thermostat.

The Black Sphere said...

@Joe - Too funny! A dummy thermostat...how fitting!

Just John said...

Dang; if he gets it right, I'm calling him up before every trip to Vegas!

If he can control the weather, surely he can control slot machines and cards...

Just John said...

I just watched your videos...The GM video is absolutely priceless!

Jeff Morton said...

America Africa hot....that line is too damned funny!

Obama Lama Ding Dong I can just hear it now... Mr. President what do you regret most about your presidency?"

"Uh, hmmm let me see...I'd have to say cooling down the planet, we just could get that one done!"

The Black Sphere said...

@JustJohn - Good point! Next legislation...Vegas!

The Black Sphere said...

@Jeff - Too funny, Jeff, though I think you meant "couldn't get that done!"

Jim - PRS said...

Next week, he'll deal with the piracy problem by parting the Indian Ocean. What a guy!

The Black Sphere said...

@Jim - Clever!

madmath1 said...

Hilter once wrote in Mein Kauf that the masses are stupid and easily manipulated. Well, it's easy to tell where he wants to go with this. With all the evidence now turning against Global Warming and now showing a world cooling, they first covered their rear ends by now calling it global climate change so they can claim man is creating havoc with the weather no matter which way the wind was blowing. Now, why not manipulate the masses more by claiming we saved the world by cooling it off and the new evidence proves it. The only thing this man knows how to do is talk a good con to the ignorant masses just like the author of that said above book.