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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Obama Wants to be Loved

Obama vied for the Mr. World Congeniality title, pimping America in Europe, as he signed us up to be part of The New World Order. Former proud Lady Liberty is nothing more than part of the concubine of the Saudi emirate's, now beholden to the hand that Obama "didn't" kiss.

Obama believes he can accomplish his 100% lovefest by appreciating all points of view. He believes that by having a completely open mind, he is more evolved than others. He actually has the distorted belief that being open to all points of view is a good quality. Into kiddie porn, Obama feels you! Want to free terrorists into America society, Obama's got your back.

Now for the uninitiated, it may appear being open is indeed the way to more evolved thought, and ultimately action. The word liberals use to describe this type of thought is "progressive." But in the real world, it's really a waste of time to be so progressive.

In the real world, when you are this progressive, it takes you three days to make a decision to take out Somali pirates threatening an American citizen, instead of the instantaneous decision that should have occurred. That would have been that Navy commander's decision, if he didn't need to wait on Obama to stew on it over a plate of arugula.

Crisis eliminated, and all praises be to the Honorable Barack Hussein Obama for his snap judgment and his heroic action in the form of "words". This decisive victory over 4 Somali pirates freed Obama to focus on his next order of business to guarantee him the title of Mr. World Congeniality.

Obama likely garnered even more votes when he apologized to the world for our snobby American attitudes. I was surprised to see the French give up this title so easily, though I hear Sarkozy will likely get honorable mention. Personally, I think the French are indeed the world's greatest snobs, and Sarkozy didn't get the vote due jealousy over his supermodel wife.

To secure the title of Mr. World Congeniality, Obama released documents regarding interrogation techniques of the CIA. Airing America's dirty underwear, as it were. Torture tactics…exposed. I actually enjoyed reading the document, as I have been able to refine my torture techniques of liberals with this new now unclassified information. You just don't know, what you don't know.

In the report, it was verified that the CIA has waterboarded terrorists…gasp! When you compare this to the Islamic jihadists' tactic of cutting off the heads of us infidels, well it's easy to see why Obama decided to expose America's most egregious act of...waterboarding!

You see, when you waterboard somebody, you give the waterboardee the sensation of being drowned, though they never are actually drowned. But they don't know it. So the mind plays trick on them.

Think of waterboarding as surfing. The ocean is the CIA, and the surfer dude is the waterboardee. A big wave (CIA) hits the surfer, knocking him from his board. He is dunked in water. But eventually he surfaces, then swims in and goes to get a burger.

Now compare that inhumanity to the beheading of an infidel. Beheading is not torture, because the beheadee is given the very real sensation of having his throat cut, closely followed by the clunk of the detached head hitting the floor. As you can see, beheading is actually humane in comparison to waterboarding, because the beheadee is not put through the punishment of not knowing when it's time to eat after the event. No shame. No humiliation. No burger needed.

Here's the wrap:

With all of Europe wrapped up, and his motherland of Africa being managed by AACORN (the Africa branch of ACORN), Obama will win the title of Mr. World Congeniality. His "shug" with Chavez, and accepting of the book on how imperialist America has ruined Latin America pretty much guaranteed the Venezuelan vote, and perhaps all of South and Latin America. Nothing like a good public shagging!

Meanwhile however, Obama neglects his base in America…Black people.

He is pulling the same stunts as other racist Democrat fully-white politicians who do drive-bys in the black community, then do nothing. What blacks will learn about Obama is that he is more interested in pursuing those who don't like him, as opposed to those who do. Does the word pander ring a bell, Pavlov?

That's my rant!

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53 comments:

Newzworth said...

Will he earn Mr. World Congeniality title? As long as he answers, in the affirmative, to Perez Hilton's "Should all states follow Vermont into allowing Gay Marriage?" question, Obama should have no problems earning a front-row seat next to the many number of enemies itching to push that shiny red button with the words "NUKE USA" on it. (Sorry Ms. California, wrong answer... But just for the sake of the argument, Ahmajenidad would agree with you.. if, he had any Gays in his country)

The Black Sphere said...

Great comment Newzworth! Thought provoking...

unebaiser said...

Pretty pathetic attempt here.Are you a comedienne?How is Obamas base the "black" community?You sound like a fool.I have yet to see any fact based disapproval of the job the President is doing.Just name calling,disinformation,and the same old racist rhetoric.Yawn.

The Black Sphere said...

@Unebaiser - Yo Mama!

Julie said...

What's funny is Nancy Pelosi, Jane Harman, John Rockefeller and others were all briefed on the detention of possible terrorists and the methods used to gain information. No objections were raised for over 2 years. They were fully aware of what methods were used. Now they are acting like they didn't know or objected. Wrong. Some wondered if it was harsh enough.

Gee, maybe if Obama asks nice enough the enemy will tell all of us their deep dark secrets and then we can all globally kiss kiss and hold hands merrily skipping down the road to a brand new world ....... screech. No No NO.

I forgot, we are guilty, we are so sorry. Blah blah blah.

On another note. Kevin, your blog is growing by leaps and bounds. And I hear about changes coming?

The Black Sphere said...

@Julie - Yes, we've expanded Julie. We blew out a few walls to make room! We will be moving soon, with the completion of the book, and other cool stuff! Can hardly contain myself! Stay tuned...

Ron B said...

Can I kiss his pinky ring. All hail the Supreme Potentate of the World; Barack Obama. Yeahhhhh!!!

Being liked is not the same as doing things that are in the best interest of the country.

@ unebaiser finding disapproval facts based on the job the president is doing....there is your answer. What job has he done? This man has AADD and cannot stay focused on one thing to complete any task. Look at his life. He has jumped from job to job without ever completing or accomplishing anything. He never finished his term as U.S. Senator that the people of Illinois elected him to do. He jumped to running for president after just 170 days.

I will go back to my Jason Bourne night now.

Sir RonB

TheCapitalist said...

unebaiser,

Actually, their is evidence that Obummer's glass house is cracking. The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for April 21st shows that thirty-two percent (32%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of only +2% (only 2% more strongly approve than disapprove). On Jan. 21st, the president's "strongly disapprove" numbers were 50% lower (16%). His strongly approve numbers have been declining in lockstep as well.

TheCapitalist
http://myfreedompost.com

The Black Sphere said...

@SirRonB - One word...DUDE! :-)

The Black Sphere said...

@Capitalist - School the Unibomber, Matt! School that fool! :-) Good to hear from you. Regards to wifey!

49er16 said...

Where do you find these photos? They are great!

The Black Sphere said...

@49er16 - I just get most of them off the internet, and alter when needed...

LaBonBon said...

Wonderful blog, Kevin!!! You have been bookmarked--and your page link sent to all my friends.

Congratualtions on receiving your very first Obambi troll comment. If you didn't bother them--they wouldn't bother you. High praise actually! Keep up the great rants!!!

The Black Sphere said...

@LaBonBon - Thanks for the comment. And yes, we get the occasional Obamatroll! We cook the big ones and throw the little ones back!

Amazing Gracie said...

I loved your article and the comments, minus one, are terrific, too! If I could opine well, I would have like to say what Julie said. Very thoughtful.
Before eating too many troll(s?)please make certain they do not contain any harmful substances.
~~~Blessings~~~

The Black Sphere said...

@Amazing Gracie - I must say that I have the most intelligent commenters (minus the occasional troll) in blogosphere.

In the spirit of openness, we are admitted cannibals of liberals and Democrats. I assure you that unlike lead-laced Chinese products, tainted peanut butter and pistacios, we sanitize all liberals thoroughly, before cooking!

So enjoy your meals here, as they are safe!

madmath1 said...

I wonder if BO ever heard of the old adage: If you try to please everyone, nobody will like it. I guess if it isn't in the communist manifesto, then he haven't heard of it.

It seems BO doesn't really want to be liked by everyone, just the communist, dictators, and the savage butchers of society. He could care less about good, hardworking, moral decent people. In fact, he consider them to be terrorist. After he released those CIA paper with his bogus contempt over waterboarding, the media sure took to his side ignoring that he just comitted an act of treason and had it not been that his breathen are controling the congress, this would be an impeachable act, what should had been obvious is too clear to miss. That is, unless your mind is so open that your brains have fallen out. He's a full out radical Islamic supporter. He just told our enemies how we extract information from them and now they can adjust their training to resist. I would just let them listen to his speeches, but I think that would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

In the end, he seeks the approval of the most evil and vile people on the planet. He would terminate the live of his own grandchildren as not to punish his children (perhaps the grandkids given the kind of man BO is), and he has shown his hatred of America and love for her enemies. Too bad too many Americans have their minds so open that not only their brains have fallen out, but their eyes and ears as well.

Sam said...

You knocked the back out of it again. Great rant!

Brother Kevin...you are cooking with gas. Also, you get an extra bowl of ice cream for your photo work.

Have a good day.

Lilly said...

I love the spins you put on things and although true and disturbing, I laughed.
Liberals can have their progressive thoughts, I'll take common sense any day! Did you see F. Castro's comments today? O took his brothers comments wrong and they will NOT change anything. Schooled again by socialists.
The troll's make things a bit more interesting...
BO didn't do anything in the Senate besides sign onto other peoples works. Then rarely voted or took a stand on anything - Present isn't a vote! I'm from IL and have never voted for him!

afrocity said...

Hello I love your blog. As a fellow African American conservative I know the importance of us speaking out against Barack Obama. Since his inauguration, I do not see much of a positive impact among African Americans (specially Black males). In fact I think racism has actually worsened.

Your blog is great and I have added it to my blog roll. please let me know of any others I might add.

http://afrocityblog.wordpress.com/

The Black Sphere said...

@madmath1 - Appreciate you bro. I love your "companion rants!" Keep it up!

The Black Sphere said...

@Sam - Thanks for the props, my friend. There is always a warm bed, and a cold brewsky for you in The Black Sphere!

The Black Sphere said...

@Lilly - Thanks for the hat tip on the Castro bros comments. I was unaware. You should be part of my "breaking news" team or "research."

Great comment!

The Black Sphere said...

@afrocity - We are changing the website, and will give attention to your question, when the other is built...2 wks, give or take!

The site is fantastic, and I will be giving MAD props to my design team!

Suzanne Moles sjmoles@wattleweb deserves a HUGE shout out, as do others. So keep checking back!

Tim said...

It seems like Obama is a very likable guy. He'd probably be--well not the life of the party, but perhaps someone who can score some weed and has a good collection of music on his iPod. To most libs and MSM outlets (u know which ones), this is sufficient to endorse him--just because to them the last party sucked, and this one looks better. Change they wanted...ANY change.

Well what has changed? Instead of a policy of pre-eminnence in foreign affairs, we have shifted to a 'we're so sorry for raping the world, what can we do to make it up to you guys so we you won't be mad at us and we can go hold hands together. As a candidate who ran on promises to end the offshoring of U.S. jobs, I find this tactic fascinating. That certainly has changed.

Instead of projecting power, Obama is being manipulated by foreign leaders. It'd be like Michael Jordan apologizing for hitting all of the previous game winning shots in his career, and with :20 left on the clock asking B.J. Armstrong if he wants a go at it.

It seems he has no foundation, no center. If you ask yourself, what does he stand for? One would answer.....change? It seems he is still searching for his spine. Perhaps he never had one.

Ergo, from this point on I shall refer to him as Barak Hussein Amoeba. Only slightly more morphous than Janeane Garofolo's tricepd.

BTW, your blog is great.

The Black Sphere said...

Tim - Love the analogy of Michael Jordan apologizing for hitting all the game-winning jump shots! A beer awaits you in The Black Sphere!

Tim said...

triceps....DAMNIT!

Anonymous said...

bettverboten

FTA;
Now compare that inhumanity to the beheading of an infidel. Beheading is not torture, because the beheadee is given the very real sensation of having his throat cut, closely followed by the clunk of the detached head hitting the floor. As you can see, beheading is actually humane in comparison to waterboarding, because the beheadee is not put through the punishment of not knowing when it's time to eat after the event. No shame. No humiliation. No burger needed.

What can I say? this is so disgustingly funny! LOL

Anonymous said...

GeorgeFord

I'm already tired of this egocentric buffoon.

Anonymous said...

sultanknish

Obama not having a daddy, now means America has to pay the price

Anonymous said...

atomheartmother

This is a guy who felt the need to publicly vindicate his NCAA basketball bracket, so of course he's insecure. As sultan pointed out, one can probably trace it back to daddy taking off and mommy's instability.

Stormbringer said...

Don't you feel embarrassed about having a sarcasm in front of people?

I always like how you can make your point and illustrate it with humor. And I see I'm not the only one who uses the term "Obummer", as an insightful commenter did earlier.

One point I'm hung up on is the constant use of the word "torture" by the Leftists. They need to see a complete description of waterboarding, and then some details of real torture, the stuff that is practiced today. I can give them (or you, if you want the material) links to the accounts of Tibetans who have been tortured by the ChiComs. They have some dreadful use of cattle prods on young nuns... Sorry, Skippy, what you guys call torture doesn't even make the grade for the real thing.

Joe said...

Stormbringer is right...so are you.

Here is the way I explain the difference between torture and what we have done:

For those of you who can't see, let me explain the difference between "water boarding" and terrorism.

In "water boarding," people are subjected to much discomfort, but to NO, absolutely NO danger. It is supervised and relief is just moments of discomfort away.

It's very unpleasant - by design.

In torture and terrorism, harm IS done, all the way from pulling finger nails out, to branding, to electrical shock to un-namable portions of the anatomy, to blood letting to throat cutting to beheading.

In other words: Terrorism/torture equals danger. "Water boarding" equals discomfort, fear and results.

Anti-waterboarders are, in my humble, but correct opinion, fools who do not care whether we find the people who attacked us, or who will attack us in the future.

Stormbringer said...

"Let me be clear on this". Maybe I misunderstood Joe's first line about both Kevin and me being right, but I'd like to clarify if I gave the impression that I was in any disagreement.

And Joe did a great job expanding on what torture really is.

The Black Sphere said...

@Joe - Waterboarding is nothing in comparison for what they can and do do to us. What a joke ObamaNation is!

The Black Sphere said...

@Stormbringer - You know we agree!

Chip Head said...

After seeing the picture of Obama and Chavez being buddy-buddy, it finally came to me; Obama wants to be just like Chavez when he grows up!

The Black Sphere said...

@Chip - Now THAT'S funny!

Rosee-Bud said...

Obama is a hollowood celebrity on a oscar winning tour! I am surprised he wasn't handing signed copies of his comic books. LOL

The Black Sphere said...

@Rosee-Bud - Did you change your moniker? The signed comic books crack is priceless!

Jealous Bitch said...

Ah, another day, another hilarious post from my favorite angry black man. AWESOME. And good tip for how the memos can help your torture techniques.

madmath1 said...

yes, and one of the stupidest arguments I've heard from the left (not that all their arguments are stupid, but I digress) is we can't torture because they'll torture us in return. Like what they do NOW isn't? I mean these guys take heads, abuse their women that should make the feminazi's go up in arms but they're not going to fight unless it's a safe target. These fools want to bring rubberbands to a machine gun fight and wonder why we're losing the propaganda war. If my grandma-in-law was still alive (God rest her soul, she died last thursday) she could tell you of the wonderful techique the Japanese used while we were following the Geneva Convention (The Japanese never signed the GC). Too many Americans are stupid to make such comparisons to waterboarding or, heaven to bids the blashphy, put panties on their heads. They do that in San Fransico for fun. This BS is all constructed because the traitors in the DNC want us to lose. That or they're just plain insane. Hard to tell which from which politician.

The Black Sphere said...

@Jealous - Thanks for the props and the support!

The Black Sphere said...

@madmath1 - There you go using logic on liberals. That's a no no!

Steve said...

I know I just left a comment on the Garofalo article, but I just had to say something here also.

Your take that Obama pursues those that don't like him is dead on. He seems determined to prove to people like Chavez, Castro, and Ortega that he hates America as much as they do so they should love him back. My question is - What DOES he like about America? He hates the health care system, he hates capitalism, he hates the constitutional basis for our goverment-What does he like? OH YEAH! Now I remember - TAXES! So much so that he's spending money like a trophy wife on a shopping spree after a three-martini lunch. I guess the "arrogant" and "divisive" people of this country are nothing more than P.R. props for his "I Hate'Em Too" world tour. Maybe after he's through high-fiving Chavez he can jet over to Iraq and tell them that 9/11 was our fault.

madmath1 said...

yes,for those that don't like him he'll just sic the DHS on us. How can anyone not see how evil this man is. Sorry Kevin, logic is all I know.

Sunny DLT said...

The funniest line I heard about waterboarding was, "Waterboarding is torture? That's how my brothers taught me to swim!"

I've just recently discovered your site and I love it. Great work!

The Black Sphere said...

@Steve - Very clever. Spending money like a trophy wife!

The Black Sphere said...

@Sunny DLT - That is a classic quote! Thanks for the visit!

S'marty said...

Great blog! I just stumbled across your blog via a poster at Townhall, so I decided to subscribe. By the way, I had read somewhere that another method of beheading the beheadee is to saw the head off, not slit the throat.

And the libs are worried about what kind of an impression America is giving the rest of the world with waterboarding and caterpillars?

The Black Sphere said...

@S'marty - Glad you found me, that's what's important! As for liberals, you will find that it only matters when it is their head about to be cut off. Til then, it's all academic!

Management Consultant said...

is the pic true??????????????????//

The Black Sphere said...

@management consultant - pics are photoshopped. Thanks for the visit.