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Friday, February 12, 2010

Chris Matthews Memory Lapse

I keep thinking that white Liberals have finally hit a new low, but they keep on digging. This time it’s Chris Matthews. Either a ratings ploy for MSNBC, or as Matthews might be thinking these days, "I forgot I was stupid!"

By now everybody has heard his comment about Obama, “I forgot he was black.” Matthews then attempted a mea culpa by saying that he credited Obama with closing the racial divide—Matthews’ second stupid comment that night.

There is no recovery from the first statement, “I forgot he was black.” So just I decided to give my Top Ten reasons Chris Matthews “forgot he [Obama] was black:”

1, He’s so bad at basketball, I forgot he was black.

2. He’s so inept at being the black first president, I forgot he was black.

3. He’s so pro-abortion, I forgot he was black.

4. He’s so hates the church, I forgot he was black.

5. He’s so keeps black people down, I forgot he was black.

6. He’s so light-skinned with no Negro dialect, I forgot he was black.

7. He’s so articulate and clean, I forgot he was black.

8. He’s so educated, I forgot he was black.

9. He’s so intelligent AND married to a domineering black militant woman, I forgot he was black.

10. He got me so wee weed up, I forgot he was black.

Matthews then attempted to correct the record to say that what he meant to say is that Obama is the person who closed the racial divide in America. Really?

I think Obama was the benefactor of the racial divide being Republicans! And there are many black Republican soldiers still battling against the racial divide that continues to this day, because of racists like Matthews, Reid, Biden, Dean. Does Clarence Thomas ring a bell Pavlov?

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Fisher of Men - Obama

Obama is a fisher of men. His new middle-class tax cut program is very simply a fishing expedition for the price it will take to BUY the middle-class--at least his definition of "middle-class."

Obama and his team are clever in their presentation, because the middle-class quickly forgets this little factoid: It’s YOUR money he is using as an incentive!

What are the overtures—the bait—Obama uses to fishhook middle-class Americans? According to this report from ABC news, one of the incentives Obama is offering is a tax incentive on child care. Big whoop.

These days the average “working American” now works through August for the government. At this rate, why not just turn the kids over to the government, and let the government raise them! I'm sure the media won't mind!

This tax incentive essentially rebates part of YOUR money, but is limited to people who make less than $115,000—about two seconds of interest on the national debt. To ignorant people, $115K sounds like a lot of money. I assure you this is not much money for a family of four, particularly when those kids get to college age.

The bigger picture is that here again, Obama is setting the hook on what is rich and what is not. And more than $115K is apparently rich. That’s not even Paris Hilton's purse budget for a month!

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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Bin Laden Uncaved

While the US has a huge contingent of Americans donating time, energy, and money to save the citizens of Haiti, Osama bin Laden comes out of the cave to release threatening audio against America, and to take claim for the Nigerian Crotch Bomber, reminding us that Islam is the religion of peace, I guess!

I have yet to hear of any Muslim countries providing anything more than lip service to the Haitians. The only Muslim support for the Haitians of which I’m aware—as reported by THE FED—is from Muslim organizations in the United States. And it’s not like they are having a major impact, particularly in comparison to the amount of money they gave to Obama’s campaign!

If I’m being totally honest, I have a skeptical eye on Muslim’s fund-raising efforts on behalf of Haiti, wondering if some of these agencies may be taking advantage of this situation to raise funds for their own nefarious deeds. For now, I will give them the benefit of the doubt.

But that may not last long, as you can bet that none of these organizations will speak out against Osama bin Laden. If there was a time to do so, that time would be now. He is doing nothing to promote the peace of Islam, and is again posturing against the US.

As America helps hundreds of thousands of people in need, bin Laden doesn’t have the decency to feel sympathy or empathy for the tens of thousands of Haitians killed. Nor does he show sympathy for the survivors who are struggling for basic necessities. Perhaps bin Laden has lived under a rock for so long that he feels Haitians are living the lush life in comparison?

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Monday, February 01, 2010

God Visits Massachusetts

The Democrats are in panic mode, and they’d better be! To paraphrase Edward G. Robinson in The Ten Commandments, “Where’s your God now, Liberals!” Oh, that’s right, Liberals want God out…and black Jesus in!

Even black Jesus won’t save the day in the land soon-to-be formerly known as The People’s Republic of Taxachussetts. Obama rode in on his white horse, and rode out on a black sheep!

The reason the salad days have ended is because of black Jesus himself! It is simply not possible to lie more during a campaign than Obama did during his campaign, as if his truths were scary enough!

Obama said he would essentially neuter our military, release terrorists from GITMO, raise taxes on the rich, redistribute wealth, discourage business, and the list goes on. By not accomplishing all that he wanted, he has still managed to wreck the economy, and give America the highest unemployment since his mentor, Jimmy Carter—another embarrassment to America.

Obama left little doubt that he believes in the government running big businesses, when he “bailed out” the unions and the financial industry, since the free market system just couldn’t cut it. He put money in shovel-ready projects, and people are digging holes for themselves all over America.

Obama is full of silly ideas, origins that could only come from theory, as they had no use in the real world. One of those ideas–Healthcare–may just be his undoing. Here is Obama in 2005 discussing healthcare and social security:


Breaking news: Joe Biden admitted to Johns Hopkins University Hospital after having a laughing fit at news of Reid’s comment regarding “light-skinned Obama with no Negro dialect!”

Finally somebody who said something more stupid than Biden, something science thought was an impossibility! Biden stupidity was previously thought to be -273 degrees C…absolute zero! Not!

Reid quickly issued an apology, and Obama quickly accepted. Can’t have people analyzing the racism of Democrats now can we! People might actually consider the Democrats history on the subject. Better yet, perhaps Reid can be talked into switching parties, so Democrats can say Republican are the racists?

What’s Harry Reid apologizing for anyway?! He was right! Like Bidenisms, Reid’s real crime was exposing the dirty little secret that everybody knows about white folks who voted for Obama…the Guilters!

In addtion to his incendiary comment, Reid is reported to have said in this article from Politico,

…throughout my career, from efforts to integrate the Las Vegas strip and the
gaming industry to opposing radical judges and promoting diversity in the
Senate, I have worked hard to advance issues important to African American

There Reid goes, telling America how many black friends he has! I love say it! “Black people…I TOLD you so,“ and I did in my book The BIG Black Lie!

What have Reid and his Democrat Party done for blacks, except reintroduce slavery—new and improved! Reid and the rest of the Democrats have indeed advanced issues important to blacks alright, if by advance you mean advanced blacks into a nuclear winter.

Reid and his racist cronies have blacks leading negatively in almost all cultural categories, e.g. high school graduation rates, college entrance rates, college graduation rates, men in prison, teenage pregnancy, abortion, and so on. Reid et al support getting black folks just enough money and programs to stay home and stay stupid. The UnGreat Society meets The Ingrate Society.


Sunday, January 31, 2010

Obama on Security

America can feel much safer now, based on what is reported in the LA Times:
“As president, I have a solemn responsibility to protect our nation and our people. And when the system fails, it is my responsibility,” Obama said.

I have learned that when Obama says, “The buck stops here!” the buck is just on a layover. And this was indeed the case recently. Just after saying, “The buck stops here,” Obama was notified that an appropriate scapegoat who allowed the terrorist to board the plane in Detroit had been found. The culprit is Deputy National Security Adviser John Brennan. Who knows what he got to do the mea culpa?

So aside from the good news of passing the buck, the ancillary benefit for Obama is, like with
Biden, Obama has exposed America to yet another incompetent white guy! Who cares that Obama picked them both! The buck stops THERE!

In the spirit of transparency, Obama informed America that when terrorist suspects are found,
they will be exposed. As we say, “Put on Front Street.” I can hardly wait to see the transparency involved here.

Obama exposing Muslims and Africans. I guess we will get three days of visibility to review their mugshots on the internet, before they are publicly waterboarded. No, we will put them in explosive underwear, and draw lottery tickets on who gets to detonate. Wait, that is what would happen if I were POTUS!

The question for me is why hasn’t protecting America’s citizens been a priority to begin with? The president’s #1 job is the protection of America. Was Obama not aware of binary explosives? This is scary stuff!

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Monday, January 04, 2010

The New Year with Obama

Happy freakin’ New Year! I have never been more energized to get out of the old and into the new. I wish I could have awakened in 2010 to find that 2009 was just a dream, albeit a very bad dream! However, as Will Ferrell said in Talledega Nights, “That just happened!”
So what exactly did just happen?

For starters, in 2009 the most incompetent person ever took the oath of office for the presidency of the United States. And like the condition of the grounds after the event, America was left with nothing but trash, outside and inside the White House.

Obama began 2009 dazzling America by serving up the most amazing set of crooks one could consider for high governmental positions. A blind cockroach could find better citizens behind bars in any of America’s worst prisons, and I’m talking supermax! Speaking of cockroaches…

For his #2, Obama selected Joe Biden—a man who should be fitted for a straight jacket, plain and simple. As I wrote in The Biden Experiment, America’s VP is there for two reasons: (1) To make Obama look smarter than he certainly is, and (2) to guarantee Obama’s safety. Because nobody wants Crazy Joe!

Amazingly it is Biden that actually tells the truth about Obama and his inane policies. “Nobody really knows where the stimulus money goes,” Biden quipped. Forget that it was Biden’s job to track the money. Hey what’s a few hundred BILLION of our money to squander anyway?! Psst…

Ironically, Biden fits right in with this administration in that he is an inept, lying, do-nothing blowhard, and a bully. Challenge Biden, and he will barrage and bludgeon you with his made up credentials. Speaking of made up credentials…