The Black Sphere: President Pelosi

On the plains of the Serengeti, the hyena is one of the most formidable predators, at times even keeping lions at bay. The hyena clan is led by a dominant female with males having no political power. They are tolerated only to fulfill the needs of the dominant female, and are relegated below even the lowest of the other female hyenas. Welcome to the world of Obama and Reid.

And Pelosi wasted no time in exercising her power when she set the parameters for contacts of "her people" with Rahm Emanuel as this article on Yahoo explains, citing Politico.com:

"The speaker has told Rep. Emanuel — who's leaving his post as chairman of the House Democratic Caucus to become White House chief of staff — that she wants to be informed when representatives of the new administration have any contacts with her rank-and-file Democrats, and why, sources told Politico."

My staff asked Rahm Emanuel's staff for a comment, however we were informed, "…the surgery to reattach Mr. Emanuel's [naughty bits] is still ongoing, and he cannot be reached for comment at this time." Ouch!

And the fate of Obama is shown here in this roadmap of his first 38 days as "president-select", as another Politico.com article highlights:

"As Obama makes plans to roll out a sweeping economic plan, Majority Leader Harry Reid gave interviews with Politico and The Hill newspaper and made clear he won't take marching orders from Obama. "I don't work for Obama", he told us.

Even before Obama's plan was formally unveiled, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi made plain her displeasure with parts of Obama's emerging fiscal plan, which she believes does not move fast enough to raise taxes. "I couldn't be more clear," she said Thursday at her weekly news conference. "Put me down as one in favor of repeal [of the Bush tax cuts] as soon as possible." "

Finally, once the package was unveiled, Obama's adviser got a frosty response to some provisions from Senate Democrats, who were kind enough to go public with their concerns. "I just don't think it works. I don't think that's going to give much lift to the economy, as well-intended as it is," Senate Budget Committee Chairman Kent Conrad, a North Dakota Democrat, told Politico's David Rogers.

I chuckle as I consider Reid the Chihuahua who has a German Shepard protector, and it is the Chihuahua that thinks he's the bad ass. "Harry, you work for Pelosi…and so does Obama. "

As far left as Obama was in the Senate, Pelosi is so in the House. She rules with a botox-ified stoic glare to match her iron fists. And she will not allow Obama to move center-left, as she suggested in her demand for the repeal of the Bush tax cuts. "Economy be-damned, we still have a White Republican soon-to-be ex-president to blame it on…reward the plebes!"

I believe that Pelosi has gotten exactly what she wants out of this election, and may be the smartest liberal of the bunch. She has a cowardly lion for a president, and a scarecrow for a Senate Majority leader. Guess who she is?

Here's the wrap:

Typically hyena clans can only harass a pride of lions for a while, and occasionally manage to kill weaker lions. But nature has a way of putting things back in their natural order as eventually a male leader of a lion pride will eventually hunt down and kill the hyena leader, sending the hyena clan in disarray for some time. However in this metaphorical example, I think Pelosi is safe for at least four years.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...: Mytbouf21

If there is one person that i hate more than Obama, its Nany Pelosi. If she died, guaranteed we wouldnt need Obama to be president, the war would end, everyone would have a job and own lexus', a utopia would occur in America. But, with her living, the devil is just waiting to avenge her sorry soul.; 12:24 AM, January 10, 2009
Unknown said...: On target!! You will have to write some follow up posts to further shed light on this political coup.
Obama the puppet, has never experienced any strings like this.; 5:10 AM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

Wonder if that means Dorothy is Michelle? LMAO!!; 9:06 AM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: Pelosi sure wants to be head honcho, but I have a little different take on all this. Personally, I think it is Pelosi who will be the surprised one. not necessarily because Obama is the stronger of the two, but because I believe his handlers are in fact stronger than either Pelosi or Obama. Obama got the votes, but his masters paid for them. Just MHO. Time will tell, huh?
Great Job, Kevin, as always!
Tasine; 9:28 AM, January 10, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: Thanks for the comment Tasine. I think time will prove me right. So far, Pelosi is "handling" Obama's "handlers", or should I say "Massas", since he is a lib and in that slave mentality!; 10:07 AM, January 10, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: MT, good point on the puppetmaster concept! I will give some thought to it.; 10:08 AM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: Jamdr

Another great analogy by theblacksphere...he says it the way it is. Oh, mighty Teflon lady!!!; 10:10 AM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: KJeffV

Is Pelosi the True President?

SanFranNan undoubtedly views herself as the agrarian-reformer: "outstanding in her own field." Rather, she's a legend in her own mind.; 10:11 AM, January 10, 2009
Unknown said...: I would like nothing more than for Nazi Pelosi to click her heels and go back where she came from!!!; 11:14 AM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: Nancy gives me the creeps!; 11:24 AM, January 10, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: Rena, that was funny! Nice tie-back to the post!; 11:51 AM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: Hysterically accurate. It's sort of like Hillary's testicle lock box - no?; 12:59 PM, January 10, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: Travis, I would have to agree with you. But in her new role, perhaps Bill found the key? And Obama was his real saviour in that respect!; 3:30 PM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: I'm near the bay area and it comes as no surprise the people there elect her since they're overwealming mean, bitter, angry, anti-American, terrorist sleeping pyschopaths. Just take a visit to San Fransicko or Fransyscho and you'll understand. Those people love to hurt themselves. When Abu Grave happened I laugh at their hyprocasy. What was being called torture is after hours recreation in San Fransicko. Pelosi isn't just a hyena, she's a Hyena and Lion hybrid just like her rival, Hillary and remember what that hybrid did to the male pack during her reign (yes, it was her husband, but that jellyfish had no free will other than doing interns). This is exactly why I feared a supermajority, which by two in the senate, hasn't happen yet, but could in 2010. Can you imagine how much power she have if the congress could override vetos? With her fangs completely exposed, Ombama would be more than, to put it politely, castrated, and she can blame HIM for any and all negative consequences or use the liberal mantra of blaming Bush. These are all too interesting times and I only wish I could wake up with sweating sheets and say, "Thank God it was only a bad dream".; 4:10 PM, January 10, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: Madmath1, I think you said it better than I!; 5:24 PM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: gagirl67

My thoughts on Pelosi,shes a SUCCUBUS! I won't tell you on here what that means, please look it up in the dictionary.....Fits her to a T.....no wonder they have late nights in the Senate! Like the old song ....The Snakes Crawl At Night.....; 5:25 PM, January 10, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: gagirl67 - Pelosi will Sucubus, sucucar, sucuplane, sucumotorcycle! She will sucitall!; 5:26 PM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: thoughtsonthis

One quick look at her tells she has an iron fist. This is a vicious woman who thinks she is president. Tasine is right about the people behind Obama. They are a nasty bunch. So, if I were you Nancy, I would be careful how often you step on Obama's toes.; 5:27 PM, January 10, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: mareln72 - I was thinking "gigalomaniac" in this day of trillion dollar deficits. I think egos have inflated as well!; 5:28 PM, January 10, 2009
Anonymous said...: Wow... who is this "synthesis" guy that is waaaaay ahead of everyone on the blog awards? The whole thing seems a little... uh, like cheating. He has max about 6 commenters hmmmmmmm
Well, Kevin, I like your blog very much.

Nancy P gives me a stomach ache, Oh gosh I do not like her at all.
This is going to be an interesting 4 years with all of these nutty folks dreaming schemes and Hollyweird and MSM spreading the propaganda, wheeeee
I enjoyed reading this today.
I hope you are having a great week-end, Kevin; 8:22 PM, January 10, 2009
The Black Sphere said...: Rosemary, thanks for dropping in. Love your comments. Yes, there is cheating going on in the award, so I won't win. I think I am a winner already, and I am being serious.

I will be blogging much about The Iron Princess, I predict.; 12:28 PM, January 11, 2009
Anonymous said...: Zubata

http://www.natural-track.com/Animal%20facts/Facts% ...

As noted from the above referenced source, the untrained eye is unable to distinguish the hyena male from female due to the similarity of the genetalia. Sounds about right, I'd say.; 12:29 PM, January 11, 2009